Warning: iPhones and iPods Really Are Bad for Your Kids
Posted 01/30/2009 at 3:25am
| by Jan Hughes
It’s official. There are imminent dangers lurking right under our children’s noses. Turns out all those hours spent playing on gadgets are just as harmful as we suspected. Aside from the obvious dangers of obesity, isolation, wasted time, and the potential of your kids living in your basement until they’re 35, there are other threats lurking in the iPhone and iPod.

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iPhones are bad for your hands
According to the American Society of Hand Therapists, typing out messages with your thumbs causes tendinitis and carpal tunnel syndrome, and nearly 4 million people a year get carpal from texting. As 13-year-old Reina Hardesty, lately in the news for sending 14,528 text messages in one month (that's 484 text messages a day, or about one text message every two waking minutes) can attest, that must've hurt. If your child complains about swelling, numbness, or tingling, we recommend routine bouts of thumb wrestling to strengthen and soothe.
Also noteworthy, texting while walking across the street is common enough and hazardous enough to have warranted an official warning from emergency-room doctors across the land. And, in case you’ve forgotten, so are playing on the train tracks, running with scissors, and climbing with sticks.
If all that weren’t enough to make you lock up your kid’s phone and throw away the key, there are dire warnings that texting can actually impede your child’s development... in school. Turns out the vernacular utilized by the texting throngs is now trickling into classroom assignments, and the comma and other such energy-wasting punctuation is becoming a thing of the past.
OMG. R U kidding me? Ssrsly, 4 me, this is the scariest warning of them all.

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iPods are bad for your head
According to the Archives of Internal Medicine, iPods are responsible for accelerating hearing loss in young adults. They claim that 55 million Americans over the age of 20 have some high-frequency hearing loss, which is apparently directly related to headphones, earbuds, and loud music. As hearing loss is exacerbated by length of assault on the eardrum, they recommend only 5 minutes a day on maximum volume. Obviously, the message here is, time to turn it down. You will thank us later. We promise.
On a related note, headbanging is now proven to harm your brain. The British Medical Journal has concluded that banging one’s head in conjunction with certain kinds of rock music can indeed cause mild traumatic brain injury or even concussion, as witnessed by the dazed and confused look of young concert goers exiting a metal show. We suspected as much, I’m sure. After all, shaking a little one has long been known to cause serious damage.

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Video games, on the other hand...
Parents can take heart, though. Your child is not destined to become a socially maladjusted World of Warcraft basement dweller, and you can carry on with your plans to turn their bedroom into a workout room once they’ve left for college. New studies show that video game playing does indeed aid in hand-eye coordination, boost problem-solving skills, help social development, and, best yet, make them better citizens.
So, naturally when my son came to me and wanted to download another game on our iPod touch, I did my duty as an informed mom and immediately said yes, reveling in what an upstanding citizen I was helping to create. And then, after further thought, asked him to write me a review... to mitigate any potential educational impediments and to put all these newly discovered developmental benefits to good use.