Why Seinfeld Doesn't Work With iPhones
Posted 07/23/2008 at 11:09am
| by Susie Ochs
The Marine Biologist (513): If Testikov had thrown Elaine's iPhone out the window of the limo, Carol Kane wouldn't have tried to find her and have her medical bills paid -- she would have just kept the iPhone.
The Hot Tub (705): Jean-Paul Jean-Paul -- best tertiary character name ever -- wouldn't oversleep and miss his marathon even when Kramer's hot tub motor blew the apartment buildng's power. Because, apparently unlike all clocks and watches way back in this episode's time, the iPhone features BOTH a helpful alarm function AND the blackout-resistance of batteries.
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As long as you charge it every day or so.
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That's it for me; you've been great! Good night!