Law & Apple: Siriously, Man Sues Apple Because Siri Has Bugs
Posted 03/14/2012 at 2:44pm
| by Adrian Hoppel

Let’s say you got your hands on some clearly marked beta software, and once you started using it, you find it's a little buggy. Do you just stop using it until a new update comes out? Or do you try to get a refund?
If you are Frank M. Fazio of Brooklyn, you forego either of those choices and just sue instead. Sounds reasonable, right? No?
Cue the "dun dun" and let's get into the annoying details.
Fazio vs. Apple
On March 6, 2012, Fazio filed a lawsuit against Apple in U.S. District Court, claiming that the Siri feature that came with his iPhone 4S didn’t perform like the commercials he saw on television. According to the lawsuit, when Fazio used the Siri beta software on his iPhone 4S, he sometimes found that either Siri did not understand what he asked, or "after a very long wait time, responded with the wrong answer."
Apparently, the slick commercials that Apple produced for Siri didn’t demonstrate these occasional bugs that would eventually plague Fazio. According to the lawsuit, Apple "knew or should have known that the iPhone 4S does not perform in accordance with the advertisements, marketing materials, and warranties disseminated" and that Siri is "at best, a work-in-progress." Also known as beta software.

So...in other words, Siri is beta software, right Fazio?
In summary, Fazio’s lawyers, Robbins Geller Rudman & Dowd, are building a case that the Siri does not work; that the iPhone 4S is distinguished from previous versions of the only because of Siri; that consumers purchased the iPhone 4S over other smartphones specifically because of Siri; that the iPhone 4S cost more than other iPhones; and that this scam was perpetrated by Apple through an extensive nationwide marketing campaign.
The fact is, the iPhone 4S was a significant upgrade. The device shipped with a processor that was two-times faster, graphics that were seven-times the power, an upgraded 8-megapixel camera, 1080p video recording, an upgraded operating system, and of course, Siri. The much touted voice-activated software has indeed received a lot of hype, but Apple is very clear that Siri is still in beta, which universally means it may be a little buggy sometimes. Either way, to say the iPhone 4S is only or even predominantly distinguished from previous iPhones is just not accurate.
Consumers are generally aware of this, which is why they continue to buy each new Apple iOS device in record numbers. It is not just one app or a specific feature that continually brings Apple users to the holy alter of Cupertino for the latest technological blessing, it is faith in a superior product. Betas get updated, bugs get fixed, and one can safely assume that Siri will continue to improve as well.
Finally, the claim that the iPhone 4S cost more than previous iPhones is based on the fact that when Apple released the latest device, they discounted the previous version. Which was pretty cool. However, the price point of $199 has been consistent for the last few iPhone releases. Apple strives to consistently upgrade each of their products while keeping the prices the same (or less) for the consumer, and they once again succeeded with the iPhone 4S pricing.
Of course, if Fazio was truly disappointed with the product, he could have returned it. Instead, we have this hot mess of a lawsuit. And although he is seeking unspecified damages, the lawsuit clearly points out how much financial success Apple has had selling the iPhone 4S, and there can be no mistake what Fazio is after.
The courts don’t look kindly on high-profile, frivolous lawsuits. Here’s hoping Apple’s vaunted legal team brings their A-game and can knock this one out of the park. For Sirious, yo.
Adrian writes the weekly Law & Apple column for MacLife.com. Follow him on Twitter, or subscribe to him on Facebook.