50 Things We Miss About Old-School Apple
Posted 08/27/2009 at 1:36pm
| by Michael Simon
Just because we love our iPods, iPhones and Intel-powered
Macs doesn’t mean we don’t still pine for the days of old, when our
Apple logos
had a bit more pizzazz, we were encouraged to venture outside the
lines, and Steve’s
wardrobe had more than just turtlenecks in it. So take a trip with us
down memory lane as we relive everything that was great about
Apple--and keep your eyes peeled for turtles, dogcows and toasted
bunnies.

1. It's a dog... it's a cow...
What started as the glyph for the letter "z" in the Cairo font became the universal paper orientation icon for anything printed in the classic Mac OS and the official mascot for Mac geeks everywhere. We're not sure where Clarus went, but wherever she is, we're sure she's moofing happily.

2. How does your garden grow?
While Steve Jobs was away, Apple planted some very low-res seeds at 1 Infinite Loop that sprouted into a garden of larger-than-life sculptures designed to look like popular Mac OS icons. The display attracted Mac fans from near and far, but was removed for "restoration" shortly after Jobs returned. Just how long does it take to refurbish eight two-dimensional statues anyway?

3. Pirates of Silicon Valley
Not to be confused with the less-than-flattering TNT movie starring Noah Wyle, Steve urged his fledgling 1983 Mac team back to embrace their inner, rebellious pirates. Taking the notion to heart, programmer Steve Capps sewed a crude skull and crossbones and hung it above Apple’s Bandley 3 building, where it flew proudly until its sudden disappearance shortly after the Mac made its debut.

4. EmotiMac
Before OS X v10.2 Jaguar introduced a dull, gray Apple logo, we were greeted with a smiling fellow based on the original Macintosh 128K (in OS 8 beta builds, the little guy winked, too). And when things went horribly wrong at startup, instead of an unsettling flashing prohibition symbol, a sickly Sad Mac let you know you your Mac was just as depressed as you.

5. Woz Up?
Apple's other founder stopped working as a full-time employee around the same time Steve Jobs left, but his impact could hardly have been more profound. The brains behind Apple I and II and a consummate professional, Steve Wozniak laid the groundwork for every great Apple product and let Steve get all (or most) of the attention. Plus he still gets "a small salary" from Apple. How cool is that?

6. The rainbow connection
Commissioned with the task of improving Apple's elaborate Sir Issac Newton painting, PR art director Rob Janov created a simple, clean image that became one of the most identifiable logos in the world--and took a bite out of it "to prevent it from looking like a cherry tomato." The rearranged spectrum was inspired by the Apple II's color capabilities and was originally drawn with thin black separation lines--which Steve wisely removed.