50 Things We Miss About Old-School Apple
Posted 08/27/2009 at 1:36pm
| by Michael Simon

19. That was easy
Rather than fumbling in the back of our iMacs or reaching around to the left side of our Mac Pros, we'd like to see a return to the days of the Bondi Blue iMac, when Apple was kind enough to put a bona fide power button right at out fingertips. Of course, we only used it once or twice a year, but that’s beside the point.

20. Puck of the draw
OK, the cord could have been a little longer, but something about Apple’s first USB mouse just clicked with us. Carpal tunnel be damned!

21. Keys to the kingdom
When Apple removed the closed Apple key from the right side of the keyboard when Lisa made her debut, we were fine with that. But when the logo was stripped altogether from alongside the Saint John's Arms and replaced it with the word "command," a little piece of us died with it.

22. Have keynote, will travel
Boston? New York? Tokyo? Paris? San Francisco ... sigh.

23. Surprise witness
It’s not so much that Steve doesn’t still pull out his patented "one more thing" at the conclusion of his keynotes, but it seems to have lost quite a bit of its cachet. Case in point: In 2000, Steve's one more thing at Macworld New York was the Power Mac G4 Cube; last October, it was the redressed, FireWire-less MacBook. And don't even talk to us about Phil Schiller's iTunes Plus shenanigans in January.

24. I hate you so bad
On the heels of its Pentium-bashing snail ad, Apple took another humorous shot at Intel with a 30-second spot that publicly apologized for exposing Intel's sluggish chips and setting fire to its bunnies (named for the protective suit Intel’s microprocessor engineers wore). A toasted rabbit even PETA could love.