50 Things We Miss About Old-School Apple
Posted 08/27/2009 at 1:36pm
| by Michael Simon
37. Of course I'll bring it back
Apple’s Test Drive a Macintosh program may have been a disaster for the company--as most people used and abused them without buying--but it was great for anyone who wanted to use and abuse a Mac for a day without paying for it... ahem... we mean try out a Mac before spending $2,500 on one.
38. Tools of the trade
We liked MobileMe a whole lot better when it was called iTools and was free to anyone running OS 9.
39. The world is yours
Before Safari there was eWorld, a Mac-only online service not unlike AOL or Prodigy that attempted to connect a virtual neighborhood replete with a post office, Community Center, and Arts & Leisure Pavilion. Apple's bumbled strategy and stubborn pricing kept it from taking off, but mostly it was way ahead of its time.
40. An inconvenient Trudeau
Doonesbury’s mad hatter has always been an Apple devotee, so it came as some surprise when Garry Trudeau took the Newton to task in summer 1993 with its iconic “Egg Freckles?” strip poking fun at Newton’s handwriting recognition. Apple was so flattered they included it as a Newton OS easter egg a few years later. Guess the iPhone works too well, eh Garry?

Photo by tarop/Flickr
41. Theater of the mind
When the first Apple retail stores opened their doors, they weren’t just places to max out your credit cards. Those lucky to live close enough got to watch Steve’s keynotes beamed live on a big-screen projector while a small crowd piled into comfy theater seats to oooh and aaah along with each announcement. All that was missing was the popcorn.

42. A switch in time
Even without Ellen Feiss, the switcher ad campaign will forever be remembered for its catchy, then annoying background music, simple presentation, diverse spokesmodels and YouTube parodies. Oh, and Will Ferrell, porn actor.