The 5 Best -- and 5 Worst -- Apple Laptops of All Time, Ever!
Posted 11/11/2008 at 5:03am
| by Michael Simon
Macintosh Portable
More Trapper Keeper than notebook, the Macintosh Portable was perhaps the least lap-friendly laptop ever made. Released in late 1989 with enough firepower to take on the industry’s heaviest hitters, Apple’s first mobile Mac put the "desktop" in “desktop replacement.” For one, it weighed 16 pounds. For another, its active-matrix screen was nearly impossible to use in low light, but the real trouble was its lead-acid battery (not unlike the one under the hood of your Honda). Packing a whopping 10-12 hours of juice, the Macintosh Portable’s battery was the computer’s sole source of power, so once it drained it needed to be properly recharged before it would even consider booting. Did we mention it cost $6,500? (It does look pretty cool ejecting floppy discs in space, though.)
15-inch Aluminum PowerBook
When Steve Jobs took the wraps off its largest and smallest PowerBooks at the San Francisco Mac Expo in 2003, there was one question on everyone’s lips: What about the middle? With illuminated keys, a slick, aluminum body, FireWire 800, built-in Bluetooth and Airport Extreme, the “world’s first 17-inch notebook” had everything a power user could want — but all that screen real estate (not to mention the $3,300 price tag) was just a bit too Papa Bear for most users. Unfortunately the once-proud 15-inch Titanium PowerBook languished on shelves until September awaiting its inevitable aluminum redressing, which was nothing more than the model that should have been released nine months earlier (with a spotty display).
PowerBook 5300
The first of the new-generation PowerPC notebooks that would eventually yield some timeless creations, the PowerBook 5300 was little more than a growing pain. A major step forward from its predecessor, the 5300 featured a sleep-swappable bay for floppy or Zip drives, but not the more-popular CD-ROM. The super-fast PowerPC 603e was crippled by the lack of a Level 2 cache, cases were prone to cracking, and the battery, while fairly robust at around 4 hours, had a nasty habit of bursting into flames. Even a guest spot in “Independence Day” couldn’t save this one.
PowerBook 150
The last Apple notebook to include a trackball, the PowerBook 150 seemed like a natural progression over the 145B (seriously, who named these things?). With an extra 8 MHz of processing power, 36MB of RAM and a lower price point (thanks to a passive matrix display), the 150 came out of the gate looking exactly like its predecessor -- but with one slight difference: ADB. In fact, the PowerBook 150 had so few ports, it didn’t even need a rear door, which were all the rage in 1994. The 150 shipped with just a single serial printer port, making it real hard to connect any peripheral devices that weren’t designed to print. Critics of today’s FireWire-less MacBook’s might relate -- but imagine if Apple left off the USB ports, too.
iBook
While the iBook, released in 1999 as a portable version of the wildly popular iMac, served Apple well, the fruit-flavored notebook may possibly be Jonathan Ive’s worst conceptual design ever. With equal parts toilet seat, suitcase and clam, the iBook had a funny sort of charm that did little to reflect the personality of the user (unless, of course, they happened to be running away with the circus). The iBook looked more like a Playskool product than a Cupertino one, especially when appearing on a shelf next to a Wall Street or Lombard PowerBook. Somehow, Steve convinced enough people that they needed a Tangerine or Key Lime laptop, which may go down as his greatest achievement.