The 5 Best -- and 5 Worst -- Apple Laptops of All Time, Ever!
Posted 11/11/2008 at 5:03am
| by Michael Simon
For all the criticism over FireWire, 3G, matte screens and Blu-ray, the new MacBooks and MacBook Pros represent the culmination of two decades of hits and misses, starts and stops, leaps and stumbles for Apple notebooks, all wrapped in packages that never fail to turn heads. From multi-colored handles to upside-down logos, slide-in docks and illuminated keyboards, Apple’s portables have been nothing less than an evolution of blood, sweat, tears (and a few blueberries).
And we’ve sifted through them all to bring you the best and worst of the lot:
Titanium PowerBook
Though Apple had already used its “Pro. Go. Woah.” teaser to ramp interest in the 1998 event to unveil the iMac, it easily could have recycled the slogan three years later when it took the wraps off the Titanium PowerBook G4. A release that’s just as stunning today as it was in 2001, the Titanium PowerBook G4 was unlike any portable the industry had ever seen -- all wrapped around a 15.2-inch mega-wide display, speedy chip and an inch-think body that weighed just five pounds. The cherry on top? Steve finally got the logo right.
IceBook
If it looked juvenile before, the super-sleek Titanium PowerBook G4 made the Blueberry iBook look downright foolish. So when, on May 1, 2001, Steve invited the media masses to a special event, an iBook redressing was widely anticipated -- but few were prepared for what Steve pulled out of his hat. As radical a departure from the fruit-flavored offerings as OS X or the sunflower iMac, the IceBook, as it quickly came to be known, marked a serious shift in Apple’s consumer strategy and ushered in the clean, crisp, white lines that would soon be synonymous with the In Crowd.
Pismo
A fitting sendoff to the PowerBook G3, the Pismo looked a lot like the Lombard it replaced, but closer inspection revealed a host of improvements that left the former model in its dust. With cues from the iBook, Pismo implemented the cost-saving, streamlined unified motherboard architecture, with a 400 or 500MHz processor and 100MHz front-side bus. FireWire? Check. AGP graphics? Check. Airport? Check. Expansion bay? Check. Still cool 10 years later? Check.
eMate 300
Better known as the PDA That Never Stood a Chance, the eMate was a stripped-down, retooled Newton built exclusively for students and teachers. With a near-30-hour battery; 480x320 resolution, backlit, touch-screen display; serial and IrDA ports; full-sized keyboard; and Newton OS 2.1, all housed in a tough, translucent-blue clamshell case with an $800 price tag, the eMate was a revelation that came at precisely the wrong time -- about four months before Steve Jobs regained his position as Supreme Ruler.
PowerBook Duo
Did somebody say subnotebook? Smaller than a sheet of looseleaf paper, and lighter than any MacBook, iBook, PowerBook or MacBook Pro (save the Air, which bests it by about a pound), the PowerBook Duo lasted for seven revisions (210, 230, 250, 270c, 280, 280c, and 2300c) and was just slightly ahead of its time. It wasn’t easy to to create a laptop in 1992 that can barely be replicated in 2008, so Apple was forced to sacrifice some in the Duo: the trackball’s diameter was reduced, the keyboard was trimmed by about 10 percent, and expansion (much like the Air) was dwindled down to a sole serial port and an optional 14.4k Express Modem. Unfortunately, the bezel around the screen was a bit too 1985, but the real charm of the Duo was its docking station, a full-sized sleeve with its own floppy drive, hard drive, expansion bays and L2 cache, and a body sturdy enough to support a full-sized CRT display. Now imagine if you could slide your MacBook into the side of your Cinema Display...
Next, the five worst Laptops to emerge from Cupertino.