Matlock


The greatest lawyer ever! His ability to pull a confession from a witness while on the stand, therefore exonerating his client, is legendary. It may have had something to do with all those white suits. No one knows for sure. iPod arrives with coupon to Early Bird special at local diner. 

Special Feature: Hold your iPod near anyone you suspect of deviousness and they'll tell you everything you want to know. And few things you didn't want to know.

Glengarry Glen Ross

The dialogue heavy David Mamet play makes its F&*%ing debut on the iPod. The perfect gift to get real estate agents motivated in this soft housing market.

Special Feature: Sucks the leads of other real estate agents directly from their mobile devices. Introduces owners to three swears they've never heard of.

TMZ


The celebrity show, famous for making sure the world knows that Michael Richards and Mel Gibson shouldn't be invited to Multi-Cultural day at your local school, sneaks on to the iPod. If you've ever wanted to follow celebrities and talk about them in a morning meeting, this is the iPod for you. 

Special Feature: The iPod is actually a tiny camera in disguise. Film your favorite celebrity as they make a fool of themselves after drinking all night. Has Lindsay Lohan's and Paris Hilton's phone numbers in the contacts. 

Manimal

The greatest television show ever! A rich guy can turn into any animal, and fights crime! Sadly, this short lived show only lasted eight episodes. Since only 12 people actually remember this show, chances of this iPod catching on is pretty slim. But if it does, an Automan iPod can't be far behind. 

Special Feature: The Manimal iPod can turn into any iPod that has ever been released. Makes growling noises. Rawr.

All artwork by Dennis Van Huffel.