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It was inevitably going to happen, and now that your friends and neighbors are walking around looking to sink their rotting teeth into some braiiiiiins you have to get out of here. Wait, what are you reading this for? Run away!

(Actually, keep reading, otherwise you'll never know how to utilize all those Apple products you hoarded into your bag to help save your life.)

Mac

Google Earth



You need a map to get you through the dark, perilous woods--or maybe just the convoluted grid of the urban jungle. Google Earth can probably get you most of the way there (where are you going again?), even though a third of their executives have probably turned into zombies themselves. It can also look up terrain, weather, which way the Earth is facing, and any site seeing tours you might be interested in taking (since everyone is a zombie, all the tours are free!).

If you don't have a WiFi connection to launch Google Earth, then you might as well just lay down and consider yourself dead. They're going to eventually get to you. But at least you'll have all those shiny Apple products to distract your simple little zombie non-brain with.

iPad

Feeddler RSS Reader



Put your 3G iPad to use with this wonderful RSS feeder. Connect it to your Google Reader account and keep tabs on all the local and national news stations reporting on the horde's whereabouts. And whatever you do, turn down the brightness on your iPad, because once the zombies catch a glimpse of the light, they're coming…

iPhone

Zombie Survival Guide Scanner



We mentioned this app earlier today, but we wanted to remind you download it again because it's so essential to fighting the zombie apocalypse. It scans your friends and lets you know how infected their body is so that you know to get the heck out of wherever you are as fast as you possibly can.

Anyway, haven't you already seen zombie movies? You're supposed to run away from anyone who has been bitten, no matter the emotional connection you have with them. Or you could do like Simon Pegg a la Shaun of the Dead and keep your best friend locked up in the garage because you just can't seem to part with his deteriorating corpse. You sicko.



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