Future Apple Hardware? Four Outrageous Prototypes Revealed!
Posted 12/02/2008 at 5:01am
| by Words by Jon Phillips and Illustrations by Adam Benton
It’s a music player, a digital picture frame, a weather station--and a holophone. It’s a do-everything kiosk for all that informs and entertains.

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No one really needs the iCom. But once anyone sees the iCom, it becomes a necessity--because it’s a gift from the future and probably the coolest tech toy ever created. Simply put, the iCom is a slick, svelte, semi-stationary command station that wirelessly sucks down content from your Wi-Fi connection and showcases it on a touch-controlled display.
If you think its interface bears a resemblance to your iPhone’s, you’re right. The iCom’s LCD screen can display three iPhone app-sized interfaces side-by-side, along with a scrolling toolbar populated with a near infinite number of icons. The iCom comes with most of the “standard” iPhone apps, but you can also download third-party apps, some designed specifically for the iCom’s special talents. Want to turn the iCom into a digital picture frame with a rotating slide show? It can do that. Want it to stream music from your iTunes collection, while running a pulsating light show on the screen? It can do that. Want it to display continuously updated news feeds for weather, sports, and stock information? It can do that.
Or how about this: You can place the iCom in your corporate lobby and set it to display a continuous rotation of feel-good brand messaging. Or you can prop it somewhere in your cubicle and have it suck down fuzzy-wuzzy kitty photos via your “LOLCat-a-Day” app. Whether you display three apps side by side or choose to let one take over the screen, the iCom always presents a visual feast.
And the main course of that feast is undoubtedly the iCom’s holoscreen. In March 2008, Apple filed a patent application for a “realistic holographic 3D display experience,” and now that technology is introduced via the iCom in 360 degrees of outrageous, mind-blowing wonder.
Remember that pulsating light show that synchronizes with your iTunes music? Well, the visual theatrics grow a thousand-fold when you have a go-go-dancing holographic avatar bopping along to the beat. Whether you want the holoscreen to display something as mundane as the current time or as engaging as a real-time holochat session, it’s always a stunning treat for the eyes. And with bundled software, you can design your own custom holochat avatars, should you want to represent yourself as a 300-year-old transsexual lemur or even Steve Jobs.
Help us, Obi-Steve KeJoby! You’re our only hope!
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