8. Use Caution When Entering Flux Capacitor Discharge Zones
While flux capacitors once required installation in a DeLorean DMC-12 sports coupe, these time-traveling devices can now be positively discharged in laboratory environments, thereby posing new risks to an office-bound geek workforce. When working in or traveling through a Flux Capacitor Discharge Zone, make sure to respect a 15-foot perimeter around the device. Failure to maintain a safe distance could result in immediate disposition to 15th Century China, or worse, a reliving of United States history, 2000 through the present. 
Official Xbox Magazine senior associate editor Ryan McCaffrey is Future US’s own onsite Certified Flux Capacitor Technician (CFCT). With years of experience in OSHA-approved flux dispersal, he is the only Future US employee qualified to manipulate time/space relationships. 
9. Cut Away From the Blister Pack
The blister pack has become the defacto packaging solution for any nerd-class gizmo or gadget that can be comfortably cradled in a single hand. Blister packs are durable, space-efficient, inexpensive to produce, and tamper- and theft-resistant. They are also impossible to open without the aid of industrial-grade metal shears. Nonetheless, office geeks are wont to attempt blister pack separation with lesser tools: common scissors, letter openers, xacto knives, etc. While Maclife.com discourages this practice, we will still issue an advisory to those insist on living on the edge: Cut AWAY From the Blister Pack.
Plastic kills, Timmy.
Follow the example of Mac|Life reviews editor Ray Aguilera, and wear eye protection during blister pack separation maneuvers. Indeed, 6,000 Americans visit the emergency room every year as a result of blister pack misadventures. We kid you not – 6,000. It’s true. Because we read it on Wikipedia.
10. Control Cheetos Dust – It’s Combustible
Students of industrial disaster are well aware of the explosive properties of dust. Airborne suspensions of powdered coal, metal, flour, sugar and sawdust have all ignited to catastrophic results. In fact, any type of dust particles less than 500 micrometers in diameter pose a threat. So, if you think your dust-producing Cheetos are a benign snack food, somehow exempt from the laws of physics, you’re wrong -- horribly, horribly wrong.
Any enclosed work area where Cheetos are consumed on a regular basis should be regularly swept and dusted. And control your Bugles dust too.
Behold, the cheesy orange peril.
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April 24, 2009 at 8:12pm
I know its insane to pay "SOOOO much money" to someone to be able to work for them, but I was just ranting.; Calm down! btw Susie in nerf guns and Roberto were HILARIOUS!!!!! <3 Mac|Life 4EVER <3<3<3!!!!
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April 22, 2009 at 4:44pm
Susie + Nerf gear = Awesome!Thanks for the great laugh! The staff of Mac|Life is one of the reasons my subscription is renewed through 2011.
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April 20, 2009 at 5:04pm
The picture with everyone's eyes "burnt" out by the laser makes me laugh everytime I see it. Especially, the poor girl with both eyes damaged.
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April 19, 2009 at 4:00am
Pro tip: When you work, they normally pay you, not the other way around. ;)
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April 18, 2009 at 8:31am
If only I were older (sigh) I would pay SOOOO much money to work at Mac|Life and study all the geeky things there are to know about mac and how PCs are inferior tech! OMG i wish i knew harry potter, he could give me a growth potion! Where is the Mac|Life office anyway? Anyone happen to know? Anyone capable of bribing the staff into letting a 13-year-old work there? PLEASE! IM BEGGING YOU!
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April 18, 2009 at 1:06am
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April 15, 2009 at 10:15am
Ha ha ha ha, the mouse pictured under all that Cheeto dust (page 3) is the Belkin Washable Mouse. But of course. (No mice were harmed in the production of this article.)
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April 15, 2009 at 1:53am
Not to be rude, but isn't it a bit pretentious to tag your own humor piece as "hilarious?"
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April 15, 2009 at 10:06am
come on, it's more pretentious than that! but it's also a helpful service we provide to you, the reader, who wants to wade through the non-hilarious with speed and efficiency! you're welcome!
