When one Apple fan wrote to complain about the iPhone 4's constant antenna issues, Jobs wrote back that he should simply, "Avoid holding it in that way."

This college journalist was just trying to get a press statement from Apple. But perhaps she was a bit too pushy, as Jobs simply responded to her to "Please leave us alone."

This video editor bemoans the lack of FireWire ports on new Macs. But Jobs sets the record straight with a blunt answer full of nothing but the truth. "Actually," he says,"all of the new HD camcorders of the past few years use USB 2."

This recent email threatens to to switch to Android because Google doesn't track its users. But Jobs really puts him in his place, saying "Oh yes they do. We don't track anyone. The info circulating around is false."

We know Apple doesn't actually collect the information your iPhone records, but this poor guy still doesn't. Perhaps he should check out Maclife.com once in awhile.

Don't tell Apple who they should be selling to. This guy called Jobs a jerk for not taking iAds cross-platform. Steve's response? "You are a super salesperson, by the way." We have to admit, he has a point.

We've all spilled something or the other on our precious MacBooks, but don't expect any coddling from Steve when it happens. He'll tell you, "It sounds like you're just looking for someone to get mad at other than yourself."

Once again, he has a point.

After reading this response to someone asking for AirPlay on their first generation Apple TV, be thankful Apple updates any of its old devices. "It's different technology," says Jobs. "It does everything it did when you bought it."

This fellow emailed Steve Jobs to tell him it was a sham that he didn't get a refund for a mistaken purchase from the App Store. Steve pointed out he received "9 refunds already.... Who's the sham now?" Sham WOW is all we have to say.

iPodRip poured their heart out to Jobs when Apple threatened to litigate over their use of the word "iPod" in their title. His response? "Change your apps name. Not that big of a deal." Don't mind the missing apostrophe.

Jobs actually goes on the record with asking, "Are you nuts?" in response to a concern over iPad stock in Europe.