The Best Signs in Portal 2 (Spoiler Alert)

The Best Signs in Portal 2 (Spoiler Alert)

Posted 04/18/2011 at 9:59pm | by Nic Vargus

Portal 2 has some excellent writing. It's hard to stop laughing everytime GLaDOS says something offensive -- she's all about calling you fat this time around. But the humor doesn't start and end with outstanding dialogue; hundreds of signs littered throughout the various levels contain everything from inside jokes to cupcake recipes. Some of these might contain mild spoilers, so read at your own risk!

1 of 30

The Best Signs in Portal 2

View the full image

Know your allergens...
View the full image

Cake dispensary...nothing fishy here.
View the full image

"Where the science is theoretical BUT YOUR $60 IS FACT."
View the full image

Accidents hurt.
View the full image

A Quantum Tunneling device is needed.
View the full image

And that's how I could afford Portal 2.
View the full image

Do not loiter, do not litter...
View the full image

Do not forget to not touch the glass.
View the full image

Loitering is bad.
View the full image

Robots are good.
View the full image

Looks like we better take the stairs.
View the full image

Just like at Alcatraz.
View the full image

Personal favorite: Undercover Police Officer.
View the full image

That guy bought a yacht with his 60 dollars.
View the full image

Co-op mode has a lobby with a sign that tells you all sorts of things, from Portals shot to steps taken.
View the full image

The BSOD.
View the full image

We found some sort of recipe on a flickering monitor.
View the full image

Watch out for those Cosmic Ray Spallation Elements.
View the full image

Do not test if:
View the full image

Don't even try.
View the full image

Keep 62-02 offline.
View the full image

Further opportunities.
View the full image

Know your paradoxes.
View the full image

She is watching.
View the full image

Robots don't sleep.
View the full image

A sign you pass after spilling goo all over the lab.
View the full image

That is true.
View the full image

You uploaded the V237 schematics, didn't you?
View the full image

Must be a Banksy.
View the full image

Behold, the best sign of all.

Tags:

Comments

+ Add a Comment

Connect with Mac|Life

Featured Content

How to Cut Out Cable Once and For All

Flashback: Steve Jobs and the Upside-Down Apple Logo

It's no secret that Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw loved her Apple laptops --...

My Book Thunderbolt Duo & G-RAID with Thunderbolt Review

Two drives are always better than one

10 Tips for Getting More Out of iCal

Whether it's learning how to use the application or importing third-party calendars...

Rumor Roundup: What Will Apple Reveal at WWDC 2012?

No one really knows, but that doesn’t stop us from speculating.

Most Commented Articles

5,724Comments

Win a New iPad from Mac|Life!

229Comments

Win: iZon Remote Room Monitor

179Comments

Win: Kensington SecureBack Security Case

138Comments

Win: Spark Earbuds by id America

109Comments

Win: Korg Monotron

In This Month's Issue

Feature

4 Absurd Patents that Seriously Exist

Review

Budget Headphone Roundup

Create

How to Quickly Lock Your Mac

Latest Mac|Life Tweets

MacLife: Arc90 Lab and Readability introduce Readlists, which makes e-books from a bunch of web content. http://t.co/qNmoJO6J7 hours 4 min ago
MacLife: Sidecar.me, a free iPhone/Android app, lets you make free web calls with live video, photos, and location sharing. http://t.co/yOSu4w467 hours 29 min ago
MacLife: Google's acquisition of Motorola Mobility is complete. All bow before Googorola. http://t.co/wHPOjDk77 hours 53 min ago
MacLife: Review: LEGO Harry Potter Years 5-7, universal for iPad and iPhone. Magical. http://t.co/GlUff94v8 hours 8 min ago
MacLife: Figure out how to cut cable without missing your favorite shows. http://t.co/aOVOS8yX8 hours 34 min ago

Mac|Life on Facebook

Recommendations

The Best Signs in Portal 2 (Spoiler Alert)

The Best Signs in Portal 2 (Spoiler Alert)

The Best Signs in Portal 2

Here's What You'll Get:

Related Articles

Comments

Log in to Mac|Life directly or log in using Facebook

Connect with Mac|Life

Featured Content

Most Commented Articles

In This Month's Issue

Buy Subscription

Latest Mac|Life Tweets

Mac|Life on Facebook