Got $999.99 lying around?

If you do, the latest app store offering is perfect for the super-rich iPhone owner who has everything. The I Am Rich app created by Armin Heinrich, displays a glowing red icon on your iPhone to help remind you, just how much better you are than the rest of the huddled masses.

We would review this app, but we spent our last $999.99 on really nice solitare game.

UPDATE: I Am Rich has disappeared from the App Store. Maybe someone bought it?