iWant an iPhone
Posted 01/07/2007 at 7:28pm
| by Leslie Ayers

When I finally bought my first cell phone in 1997, I felt like a holdout. Lots of friends and colleagues already had them, but I had hesitated, mainly because the instances in which one seemed necessary were few and far between. Now it's hard to believe I ever functioned without one.
Still, I don't love my cell phone (a Nokia 6102 from Cingular Wireless) and here's why:
- The menus suck. (And now wireless carriers want to integrate ads into the menus? Crikey.) Case in point: It takes 13 clicks to turn on the camera. Thirteen! How am I supposed to use my camera phone to snap wacky shots of things I see as I walk down the street or while innocently riding mass transit if I have to click the main menu button, then click down 10 items to Tools, then click on Tools, then select Camera? That takes too long.
- The ringtones suck. I've spent around $15 purchasing ringtones I thought would not suck (compared to the free ones that came with the phone). The "Sex and the City" theme song held me over for about six months. Then I tried "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, but it was so jarring that I finally tried to replace it with a relatively innocuous AC/DC tune ("Back in Black") - a futile effort, as it turns out. After paying $2.49 to download it, it then disappeared into the ether, never to be found in my phone's MyMedia folder or in my online account. Huh. Now I've got a samba (or is it a bossa nova?), one of the phone's included ringtones, but it's so mellow I never hear the dang thing ring, which pretty much defeats the purpose of having it in the first place.
- It looks cheap. What's the point of designing a gadget in ultra-cool black and silver if the silver is cheapo plastic instead of metal? I've dropped it countless times, too, so I guess I'm part of the problem. But still. My 30GB black video iPod looks amazing and I've had it for the same amount of time.
- It doesn't do wireless. Silly me: I thought all mainstream cell phones were Bluetooth-enabled. Come to find out, no, that's not the case. I guess I applied the iPod/Mac theory to phones and assumed that something as ubiquitously useful as wireless would be an easy thing to add to all phone models. Kind of the way Apple includes all the software you need to work and play on all new Macs. Or the way iTunes is always free, regardless whether you own an iPod. P.S. Infrared doesn't count.
Which brings me to my central point: Although I am notoriously cheap when it comes to cell phones - having, for example, passed over a Motorola RAZR for my cheapo Nokia 6102 because of the $200 price difference - I'd happily shell out $300 for an iPhone. (Perhaps you're thinking, "How naive can she be? Hasn't she heard the latest rumor that the iPhone will cost upwards of $600?" Well, I'm pegging my iPhone purchase price at $300 because I probably won't buy one until my two-year contract on my P.O.S. Nokia runs out in early 2008.)
Why am I willing to spend more than twice the cash on an iPhone than I've ever spent on a phone before? Four reasons: 1) Better interface (it's just not possible for it to get worse). 2) Music, music, music! 3) It's bound to look cool and be reasonably sturdy. 4) Built-in wireless (hello, iSync!).
Everyone else is counting the minutes until Monday's Mac Expo keynote. Me, I can't wait until January 2008, when I can finally buy my iPhone. (Until then, if you call me on my cell and it rings to voicemail, try texting me instead: The tone for a new text message is much louder than the samba.)