Angry Birds Seasons Summer Pignic Update Arrives
Posted 06/22/2011 at 10:00am
| by Andrew Groen

Still looking for more Angry Birds? If you've somehow managed to not become exhausted with the series after its umpteenth entry you may want to check your Angry Birds Seasons updates. Shortly after Rovio announced that they'd hit the remarkable quarter billion mark for Angry Birds downloads comes the latest update in the series which will no doubt feature pigs in sunglasses.
The Summer update comes, oddly, on the second official day of Summer. We're not sure why Rovio seems to have missed that mark by a single day, though we hope it's an amusing story involving green pigs who stole their final update code. Nevertheless, today you can enjoy thirty new levels of scintillating Angry Birds action that promises to be just barely not exactly the same at the 7000 (made up statistic) other levels they've released.
In all fairness, though we rag on Angry Birds on occasion, people do seem to love it. Can't take that away from them. That said, we do have one suggestion for the little green pigs of the Angry Birds world. Since the series doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon, send a representative of your kind away to community college and enroll him/her in an engineering program. With even an associates degree in structural engineering, you should finally be able to build something that can stand up to the force of a single freakin' bird.
Also, they will develop the necessary knowledge to know it's a bad idea to stack boulders above your compound, and/or explosive barrels beneath it. Just a suggestion.