Apparently Steve Jobs has decided to randomly throw a Macworld Conference in Boston, even though the Boston Expo ceased to exist years ago. Regardless, Steve and company felt it was important to share some information at the defunct conference. A message that will surely destroy the future of Apple. Here is the news directly for the most important source in technology.

Well, we were wrong, and not only us, but Walt Mossberg. In order to make sure that he wasn't an senial drunk, God knows we don't want a mouth full of Ben Gay, we found some proof that this did in fact happen some 12 years ago. Bill makes his appearance 31 minutes into the keynote. 

Oh great and powerful Puppet Walt Mossberg, IN YOUR FACE!