AT&T wants your hard-earned money. All of it. Just don't send them any email.

Unaware of the company's isolationist bent,  AT&T customer Giorgio Galante fired off an email to the company's CEO Randall Stephenson a few weeks back requesting that his iPhone upgrade eligibility be tweaked and mentioned that it might be nice if that promise the company made about tethering was, you know, honored.

Heaven forbid, Georgio had the gall to write Stephenson a second time.

I know, crazy right?

This time around, Galante saw fit to voice his concerning his general disdain for the telecom giant's new data plan rates. It's understandable then, that with a customer spewing such pithy filth AT&T's Executive Response Team would have no choice but to call Galante and warn him that flinging anymore electronic poo at their beloved leader would result in the issuing of a Cease & Desist order being leveled against him.

Don't worry Georgio, the Executive Response Team's nothing but a paper lion. After all, with the number of dropped calls, lack of iPhone tethering and the insane data restrictions AT&T has burdened it's customers with, there's very little chance that you'd be able to get a third communique through to Mr. Stephenson anyway, making the threat of a court order against you more or less moot.

Via Engadget