Speculation is running rampant about what Steve Jobs & Co. might try to pull off tomorrow with their emergency press conference. Will they man up, and admit that there's some issue of some kind that needs addressing? Or will Steve pull a Jedi mind trick on everyone, all the while publicly flogging AT&T, Consume Reports, and anyone else who gets in the way of his plan for worldwide domination? More importantly, how will you react?

Online electronics marketplace Retrevo has developed this handy little flowchart that breaks it all down for you, whether you're an Apple groupie, a casual user, a sneering Android devotee, or someone completely divorced from the whole issue.

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Read before your reaction becomes solidified, and tell us, did Retrevo peg you right? Read after your reaction -- do the others have solid points, and let us know? Whatever you do, like you won't be checking in tomorrow, we'll be back in two and two to see what happens next in the iPhone 4 roller coaster Love Connection.