Keep Tabs on Your Dysfunctional Family via iPhone
Posted 01/25/2010 at 12:24pm
| by J.R. Bookwalter

Paranoia and distrust among family members is sure to escalate, thanks to a new iPhone and iPod touch app that promises to let you keep tabs on your loved ones.
LogSat Software, the App Store developers responsible for the popular Sex Offenders Search app, are back -- and this time, with a potentially even more controversial app for the iPhone and iPod touch. Family Tracker allows you to track your husband, wife, children or even fianceé, all from the comfort of your handheld device. Paranoia, distrust and suspicion? Yep, there’s finally an app for that.
Shockingly, Family Tracker is described in this straightforward, manner-of-fact way on the App Store: “Your husband tells you he’s going to be late tonight due to a business meeting. Is he really at the office, or is he having dinner somewhere else? Your wife told you she is going out shopping with her girlfriends at the mall. Is she really there or is she with her gym teacher? Your kids tell you that they are staying late with friends to study for their test. Are they really there, or did they go out partying?
“No more lies or excuses!” the app description promises. “You can now find out where they are, at anytime, as long as they have their iPhones with them.”
Worse yet, the app developers seem to think this all comes down to a matter of convenience: “With our busy lives, sometimes we don’t have time to answer the phone and/or write an SMS text to our spouse/parents,” developer Roberto Franceschetti states in a press release for the app. “With Family Tracker, we can let them know we are ‘OK’ by just turning on the iPhone screen.”
The app is apparently already off to a bang with like-minded controlling parents, too. One review already in the App Store was written by a father named “TheiPhoneJunkie” who proclaims, “I just forced my [teenaged] son to install this on his iPhone. If he deletes it he’ll be grounded and will loose [sic] his iPhone privileges… I want to see now how he’s going to find an excuse when we catch him in a lie!”
Family Tracker is now available on the App Store for $4.99, compatible with the iPhone and iPod touch and requires iPhone OS 3.1.2 or later. Family dysfunction is optional, but highly recommended.