According to the site Real UFOs, new MacBooks won't be the only thing introduced tomorrow. Aliens are expected to make first contact tomorrow. Coincidence? We think not. In fact, we have it on good authority from a confidential source at Apple, that the new Mac notebooks were created using alien technology.
Apple's new Macbooks are truly an alien inspiration. The case is Gold Pressed Latinum with a silver finish, and they will be powered by Dilithium Crystals that never run dry. The new notebooks don't even include a power cord, after all, it's the accessory we always leave at home anyways.

The new manufacturing process is the de facto standard in the world of Sci-Fi - the replicator. These new MacBooks will roll off the assembly line by the thousands in the blink of an eye. The new technology will be delivered by the aliens themselves - just after Steve Job's keynote speech.
Check back with MacLife.com for our live blog of tomorrow's event and expect to be amazed.