Ahhhh!!! How great was that, seriously?!

If you missed it, Dancingwiththestars.net claims to have the whole episode, but we're not having any luck getting it to work. (And the site has that super-annoying auto-playing music, which we hate.) Hrmph.

YouTube to the rescue! Here's his whole lovely, amazing segment for you to watch in amazement since it's so amazing.

Eeeeeeee! We really ain't seen nothing yet, ain't we? No, no we ain't.

If you want to see how the other, non-Woz contestants did, check out YouTube user DWTS2009, who has all the dances posted.

Oh, and VOTE FOR WOZ!!! (Yes, DWTS is one of those shows where the people vote for who's the most awesome.) Here's how it works. Online voting closed at Noon EST, so since we're out here on the Left Coast, we missed it. But hopefully you guys are TV- and/or Woz-obsessed enough to have voted already. (Isn't everyone? Just us? Oh. I see.) Ray dutifully voted 13 times!

Be sure to set your TiVos, DVRs, EyeTVs, BitTorrent clients, or whatever to catch the Dancing with the Stars judging show tonight, and more Dance Dance Woz-alution next week. Oh, by the way, it's not in the iTunes Store, even though lots of other ABC shows (including that awful, awful Bachelor) are. Go figure. THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE WOZ!!!