A Visit to the Apple Mothership Store in Cupertino
Posted 08/16/2007 at 5:31am
| by Roman Loyola
You probably won't see Steve Jobs while you visit The Company Store, but you can get stuff that'll tell everyone that you are an Apple fanatic.
No, the store clerks do not fill your new water bottle with Kool-Aid.
When you use an Apple logo pen, it automatically makes your handwriting look like Lucida Grande Regular.

These shirts were on clearance ($4.50!) when I visited. I would've bought one, but they were out of my size.

Hello, I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC. And I'm a hipster parent who likes to dress my baby in clothes decorated with pop culture clichés and icons, just to prove that I can be cool and raise kids at the same time. Isn't my baby soooo cute!

Don't be surprised if unknowing strangers ask you about anal probing.
You can also get Apple logo hats, dress shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more. The Company Store is open to the public 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., Monday through Friday. Get directions.