Win: January 2011

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sarinestephen

What is the difference between a golfer and a sky diver?

Answer: One goes "(whack), darn!" The other goes "darn! (whack.)"

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muselover

riddle:
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. The only things in this room are a mirror and a table. how do you escape?

Look in the mirror, see what you saw; take the saw, cut the table in half; put the halves together to make a whole; crawl through the hole and make your escape.

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ericmcdace

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper

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zachsterza1994

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

answer: one

=D

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gfranklin

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness :)

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miles_crist1

Riddle:
There are two sisters, a sister who lies and a sister who always tells the truth.
A man needs to know which way to go at the fork in the road, but he doesn't know which sister is the lying one and which is the truthful one because they are identical.
What does the man need to ask the sisters to find out which way to go?He needs to ask them both the same thing.
He needs to ask them:
Which way would your sister say is the correct way to go?
If to go right was the correct answer then the lying sister would say left, because her other sister, the truthful one, would say right, but this sister lies.
The truthful sister would say left also, because left is the wrong way and that is what the lying sister would say.
You know that since they both said left, then right would be the correct way to go. Same thing except reversed if left was the correct way to go.

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