Oh, Palm Pre, how
dearly you wish you were an iPhone, going so far as to trick iTunes
into recognizing you as such. But, you know what, Pre? You're not an
iPhone. You're never going to be an iPhone no matter how many times you
update your OS.
Despite many predictions and amid much speculation, 09/09/09's "It's
only rock and roll, but we like it" Apple event did not kick off with
these words: Number nine, number nine, number nine. What else didn't