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#1 2005-09-07 9:51 pm

atticgene
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From: Kansas City
Registered: 2003-09-21
Posts: 156

I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

The second one goes this way;

The Check is in the mail.

I know there are more, but it's late and I'm tired.

The government can't take care of individual people. Some mother's can't take care of one child. But they keep having them.

The problem is that when politicians became life time holders of the office, they had to be re elected every few years. That is when all those promises where made, in exchange for votes.


Happy!

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#2 2005-09-07 9:56 pm

Phydeaux
Watching, Listening and Waiting
From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

Actually, Reneaux has been gubbermint raised for the past 8 years or so. I think she's more well-rounded than all of us averaged together.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#3 2005-09-07 11:21 pm

oatmeal
the clueless ones
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Registered: 2002-08-07
Posts: 609
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

I'm sorry... what is this thread supposed to be about?

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#4 2005-09-07 11:23 pm

Phydeaux
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From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

Psst. You missed one, Oatie.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#5 2005-09-07 11:48 pm

oatmeal
the clueless ones
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Registered: 2002-08-07
Posts: 609
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

What?  No I didn't. 

:looks around:

Got a link?

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#6 2005-09-07 11:58 pm

Phydeaux
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From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
Website

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

Do I have a link to a missing post.

Good heavens. Do I look like an "eaux" to you?


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#7 2005-09-08 12:37 am

jkahless
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From: Right in front of you.
Registered: 2002-01-05
Posts: 9400

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

//goes to register eauxtmeal//


lucifer, i look into your dark eyes raise my axe for battle
tito

Ignore the studies

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#8 2005-09-08 12:39 am

Duke Stratosphere
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From: Iowa
Registered: 2003-12-10
Posts: 3731
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

oatmeal wrote:

What?  No I didn't. 

:looks around:

Got a link?

Forget about it. wink I am most likely the "offended" party and it didn't faze me a bit. lol


"Make the most of the hemp seed.  Sow it everywhere."  --George Washington (No party)

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#9 2005-09-09 4:30 am

atticgene
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From: Kansas City
Registered: 2003-09-21
Posts: 156

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

I did not start the thread to offended anyone.

I'm from the government and I'm here to help you..
The check is in the mail..
Yes, I love you.

Half of the time, maybe more the above statements are untrue.

The post was just a wake up call for people who don't think they need take care of themselves. How ever bad the situations are.


Happy!

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#10 2005-09-09 5:58 am

jondaris
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From: Baltimore, MD
Registered: 2000-08-21
Posts: 4350

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

Poll: What will happen to this thread?

(   )  Oatmeal will close it because it makes no sense at all.

(   )  It will turn into a debate about abortion, and will go to 7 pages.

(   )  Cyberpawz will post, and it will go to 12 pages.


"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian" -- Pat Paulsen

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#11 2005-09-09 9:08 am

user
Your plastic pal who's fun to be with
From: I'm not getting you down, am I
Registered: 2001-10-15
Posts: 14726

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

(   )  user will post, and it will be the last post in the thread, which will sink to the bottom, never to be seen again.


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#12 2005-09-09 9:18 am

Mustapha Mond
Up your alley
Registered: 2001-03-24
Posts: 6747
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Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

user wrote:

(   )  user will post, and it will be the last post in the thread, which will sink to the bottom, never to be seen again.

That would be cool.

Oh, smurf, I ruined it. Sorry.

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#13 2005-09-09 9:26 am

user
Your plastic pal who's fun to be with
From: I'm not getting you down, am I
Registered: 2001-10-15
Posts: 14726

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

Dammit!

http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/shakefist.gif


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#14 2005-09-09 4:04 pm

oatmeal
the clueless ones
Royal Wombat
Registered: 2002-08-07
Posts: 609
Website

Re: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.

jondaris wrote:

Poll: What will happen to this thread?

(X)  Oatmeal will close it because it makes no sense at all.

(   )  It will turn into a debate about abortion, and will go to 7 pages.

(   )  Cyberpawz will post, and it will go to 12 pages.

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