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#76 2005-08-11 11:50 am
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
elpato84 wrote:
It's like some bad joke. I'm still waiting for the punchline.
The south is, in reality, smart?
... never!
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#77 2005-08-11 12:20 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
lord funk wrote:
What we're dealing with are people who are looking to forward their political / legal careers by attacking something where few people understand the terminology, so they can just shout whatever they want and as long as it's loud, people will believe them.
IcarusFountain wrote:
absolutely no ground to stand on.
Doesn't matter in the American legal system.
It doesn't matter in the American Political system.
In the legal system you damn well better have a leg to stand on.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#78 2005-08-11 1:06 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Yup. Has he ever won a video game case?
He's nuts. One of those linked articles likened him to a forum troll, and that's exactly the feeling I get. His cute little nicknames for people, his bizarre deviations and turns of phrase, his absolutism and forcefulness... he'd fit right into MiniThink.
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#79 2005-08-11 7:11 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
"No, you emailed me. HOnestly, are all of you gamers on drugs, or what?"
[At this point he starts to fight like a two year old.]
No, you are!
...but how did he know about the dRUgs? 
He really is teh smart! 
(Guess we will need the nuclear option- call Derek Smart, Ph.D., self-proclaimed smartest man in gaming, stat!)
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#80 2005-08-11 8:21 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
He should be converted to Japanese.?
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#81 2005-08-11 8:52 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Reminds me of that thread about the thumb up the butt arcade game.
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#82 2005-08-11 8:59 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
reefdog wrote:
Yup. Has he ever won a video game case?
No, I don't think his cases ever get to court. With some settlements, tho, he's managing to set some informal precedent.
He's nuts. One of those linked articles likened him to a forum troll, and that's exactly the feeling I get. His cute little nicknames for people, his bizarre deviations and turns of phrase, his absolutism and forcefulness... he'd fit right into MiniThink.
Quite. Think he's there already? 
NAG wrote:
Reminds me of that thread about the thumb up the butt arcade game.
It's... NAG! 
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#83 2005-09-12 4:46 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
ESRB wrote:
Fully disclosing hidden content accessible as Easter eggs and via cheat codes has always been part of ESRB's explicitly stated requirements when submitting games to be rated. In the July 20 public announcement, which focused on the revocation of a specific game's rating assignment, we formally stated that any pertinent content shipped on the game disc that may be relevant to a rating must be disclosed to ESRB, even if it is not intended to ever be accessed during game play.
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#84 2005-09-12 6:44 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
There's no doubt that Rockstar was being irresponsible and deceptive in order to squeak by with an M rating for San Andreas. Doesn't make Jack Thompson a hero, though...he's still a grade-A moron.
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#85 2005-09-12 8:09 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Again I find myself agreeing with Twisted Guy. Its been a weird week, I guess. 
I know it shouldn't have been there, but Jack can take my entire collection of computer game boxes and shove each on up his ass sideways.
While laying on gasoline-soaked broken glass.
As he watches me light up a Cohiba.
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#86 2005-09-15 6:38 am
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Press Release Source: Entertainment Software Association
Video Game Industry to Sue Michigan's Governor
Wednesday September 14, 2:36 pm ET
Industry Seeks to Have Unconstitutional Video Game Law Overturned
WASHINGTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Sept. 14, 2005--The computer and video game industry will file suit in Michigan asking that the state's new video game law be overturned, the Entertainment Software Association announced today. Similar laws were previously found unconstitutional and thrown out in St. Louis, Indianapolis, and Washington State, costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees.
"If this law is implemented, it will not only limit First Amendment rights for Michigan's residents, but, by virtue of its vagueness, it will also create a huge amount of confusion for Michigan's retailers, parents, and video game developers," said Douglas Lowenstein, president of the ESA, the trade group representing U.S. computer and video game publishers. "I'm confident the court will affirm our position given the rulings on similar statutes in other jurisdictions; indeed, the facts, the science, the law, and the U.S. Constitution have not changed since those decisions were handed down."
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/050914/145951.html?.v=1
Well, there's Doug Lowenstein. Expect Jack anytime. Plus
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Retailers Appeal to Governorator [September 14, 2005, 9:57 pm EDT]
This open letter from the Interactive Entertainment Merchants Association (IEMA) has the trade organization's plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to terminate the recent bill that would fine retailers found guilty of selling violent games to minors (story). Here's a bit
Re: Veto Request for A.B. 1179 (Yee)
"Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,
The Interactive Entertainment Merchants Association (IEMA) is the non-profit trade organization representing the leading retailers of computer and video game products in the United States. IEMA member companies collectively account for almost 75% of the $10 billion annual games business in the U.S. The IEMA, and the retailers we represent in the State of California, respectfully urge you to veto A.B. 1179.
IEMA members take the issue of retailer enforcement of policies inhibiting the sale or rental of "Mature" rated games to minors very seriously; however, we do not believe that legislation is the answer. The IEMA believes that A.B. 1179 is unnecessary, as retailers are firmly committed to voluntarily enforcing and promoting the video game rating system. Second, legislation cannot and will not replace the ultimate role and responsibility of parents in their duty to raise their children, and this bill usurps the rights of parents by restricting minors' access to certain games, even if parents have approved them for their child. Further, federal courts have consistently recognized that video games are constitutionally protected speech under the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, and the restrictions in this bill impermissibly run afoul of that protection. Finally, the bill provides no meaningful standards to assist in determining whether games would fall within the legislation's purview."
And there's Yee again. Ditto.
http://www.bluesnews.com/
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/articles.pl?show=798
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#87 2005-09-15 8:44 am
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
I think retailers should be held at least partly accountable for children buying violent video games, but them playing it is the parents' responsibility only. Now, if there was a ruling that said that it is actually illegal for kids to have M-rated games, then the stores should be responsible if they sell one to a minor. Since there isn't that law, there shouldn't be suits against the stores.
Above all, its the parents' responsibility to raise their own damned kids.
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#88 2005-09-17 3:37 am
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
New twist...
Rockstar takes a potshot at GTA critic
Ellie Gibson 15:29 16/09/2005
Jack Thompson issues furious response to website parody
Miami-based lawyer Jack Thompson has responded angrily to what he claims is an attempt by Rockstar to brand him a "sexual pervert".
For several years Thompson has slammed the developer's Grand Theft Auto games for their violent and sexual content, and recently he was a vocal critic of the GTA: San Andreas 'Hot Coffee' mod.
Rockstar recently launched a new website for forthcoming PSP game GTA: Liberty City Stories, which features a spoof email from "JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology".
...
Shortly after the website appeared online, US site GamePolitics received an angry email response from Thompson, in which he wrote: "Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet website for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert.
"When you click on the fake email [on the Liberty City Stories site], you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=11598
What a self-serious maroon. Third person, yet... we are not amused. OK, we are. 
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#89 2005-10-02 10:48 am
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
My God, he's the Energizer Bunny of [potentially litigious characterization removed]:
Row flares between Jeb Bush and Jack T over games bill
You say potato and I say tomato
By Aaron McKenna: Sunday 02 October 2005, 09:52
LAST THURSDAY we ran a story based on a press release put out by Miami attorney and videogames watchdog Jack Thompson who claimed that he was requested by Florida Governor Jeb Bush to draft a violent video games bill. That's here. But according to the office of the Governor, he was bending the truth a little.
Thompson said he was asked to draft a bill similar to that currently awaiting signing or trashing in California, which would restrict the sale of violent and sexually explicit videogames to minors, and that if such legislation were passed Governor Bush had assured Thompson that he would sign the bill into law.
However, since then we've received an email from Governor Bush's Deputy Press Secretary Russell Schweiss saying that this is incorrect.
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#90 2005-10-02 1:58 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
He's a twerp.
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#91 2005-10-02 10:32 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
You know what his sin is? Belief.
Cookie to whoever gets the reference.
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#92 2005-10-03 3:00 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Thompson says that he is too busy drafting the legislation to bother having a tit-for-tat verbal battle and he considers his position clear and the matter closed.
OMFG He said "tit"...label him AO!!!!
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#93 2005-10-03 9:14 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
LLEVIATHANN wrote:
Thompson says that he is too busy drafting the legislation to bother having a tit-for-tat verbal battle and he considers his position clear and the matter closed.
OMFG He said "tit"...label him AO!!!!
Good catch, Levi.
Me, being a gamer, was obviously too high/drunk when reading that the first time through, so I must've missed it.
It's amazing you didn't, either.
Because... you know... all gamers are stoners and/or underage drinkers.
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#94 2005-10-03 10:55 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
I just pulled out a guy's spine and use it to heft a molotov cocktail into a marching band.
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#95 2005-10-03 11:35 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Earendil the Mariner wrote:
LLEVIATHANN wrote:
Thompson says that he is too busy drafting the legislation to bother having a tit-for-tat verbal battle and he considers his position clear and the matter closed.
OMFG He said "tit"...label him AO!!!!
Good catch, Levi.
Me, being a gamer, was obviously too high/drunk when reading that the first time through, so I must've missed it.
It's amazing you didn't, either.
Because... you know... all gamers are stoners and/or underage drinkers.
Well, not quite. Unfortunately that's just the Inq's characterization.
However, we are of course all both- at 48, I'm still an underage drinker and don't plan on changin', neither. (
, JT).
reefdog wrote:
I just pulled out a guy's spine and use it to heft a molotov cocktail into a marching band.
OMG! Reef's gone Postal!
I blame it on Psychonauts. 
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#96 2005-10-10 1:17 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Not specicially JT, but re: something above...
Schwarzenegger signs video game bill
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed legislation on Friday to outlaw the sale to teenagers of electronic games featuring reckless mayhem and explicit sexuality.
The governor's approval of the bill was in doubt until the last minute, when he signed it as part of a series of measures that he said would protect children and strengthen families. The video game industry, which has sales of more than $7 billion a year and is largely based in California, lobbied heavily against the bill and vowed to challenge it in court, saying it violated the First Amendment's guarantees of free speech.
The video game measure is similar to bills passed recently in Illinois and Michigan but is expected to have far broader impact because of the size of the California market and the state's role in blazing national trails on social issues.
http://news.com.com/Schwarzenegger+sign … g=nefd.top
Hmm... I wonder how many tickets to Governator movies featuring reckless mayhem if not explicit sexuality were sold to teens. Well, I'm sure that's different... somehow.
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#97 2005-10-12 6:21 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
He's doing it again. Check out today's Penny Arcade news post for further stories. The man is truly insane. I mean, full on bat-smurf psycho. Today's Ctrl-Alt-Del cartoon also references this incident.
Oh, and nobody gets the above offered cookie. Guess nobody else saw Serenity. You're missing out big time, but it figures given the mediocre box office performance. If you haven't seen it yet and get any enjoyment out of sci fi (that would be everyone reading this), then go see Serenity. The movie truly rocks.
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#98 2005-10-14 5:25 pm
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Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
And now even the anit-kiddie-gamer people are trying to disavow him. In retrospect, this Hot Coffee mod scandal was the best thing that could have happened. Good old Jackie boy took it as a sign of widespread national support of his neuroses and went all Joseph McCarty on everyone. And now he's been exposed for the smurf he truly is. Faretheewell Jack, we barely knew you. Fortunately.
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#99 2005-10-14 11:23 pm
Re: Jack "Douchenut" Thompson writes an open letter to the ESA.
Correct Ctrl-Alt-Del URL
But yes, if there's anyone that can take on Jack Thompson, it's the Penny Arcade guys. And I hope they counter-sue him for harassment and take him for all he's got if any of this gets any worse. I want his license yanked. I want him to be raped by a pack of six year olds. I want a lot of things to happen to Jack Thompson, because video games made me violent. Yup.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#100 2005-10-14 11:26 pm
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I don't want anyone to attack Jack Thompson, I want Jack Thompson to stop attacking other people. Preferably, after he runs out of money from chasing ambulances.
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