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#51 2005-12-24 2:05 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Overcome by curiosity, I Googled the lyrics to the Gambler. I read them about 5 times, playing the music in my head of course, trying to figure out what anyone would possibly change for the sake of political correctness.
Then it finally dawned on me...
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
Is that it, Pawz? Did I guess right?
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#52 2005-12-24 2:36 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Cyberpawz wrote:
bratboy wrote:
I have yet to see ANYONE bitch about use of the term "Merry Christmas." All I see is a lot of bitching by people claiming that 'someone' is trying to keep them from doing so.
Work for Apple, Office Max, KMart, Sears, or any other main chain, they are not allowed to say Merry Christmas, it is either Happy Holidays or nothing.
Maybe you should pursue a different line of work.
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#53 2005-12-24 5:24 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Robert B. wrote:
Cyberpawz wrote:
bratboy wrote:
I have yet to see ANYONE bitch about use of the term "Merry Christmas." All I see is a lot of bitching by people claiming that 'someone' is trying to keep them from doing so.
Work for Apple, Office Max, KMart, Sears, or any other main chain, they are not allowed to say Merry Christmas, it is either Happy Holidays or nothing.
Maybe you should pursue a different line of work.
I still call absolute bull crap on that. Show me ANYONE who's ever been fired for saying "Merry Christmas" at a big chain and I'll show you endless reams of newspaper and 24-hour news stories and legal action by the fired party and unending moaning and screaming by the righty religious pundits for weeks on end. You would be completely familiar with the fired party's name and the chain that fired them, the circumstances of the issue and more detail than you could shake a remote control at. And quite likely that horrid terrist-lovin', anti-American, Bush-hatin' ACLU would have jumped in pretty fast, too. However, there is no such person or event that YOU WOULD UNDENIABLY HAVE HEARD ABOUT AD NAUSEUM.
It is quite possible that pawz is on crack and is simply seeing the boogeymen he wants/needs to see.
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#54 2005-12-24 7:27 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Agreed Fred.
And does anyone else notice the irony of Christians being mad at department stores for not properly acknowledging the birth of Christ?
Because, ya know, Jesus would -totally- be down with celebrating a holy day by buying tons of smurf at Walmart.
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#55 2005-12-24 11:09 pm
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
I think that Jesus is pissed that Christmas exists at all.
The closest He asked for was to be remembered in His death, and that would be what's branded as Easter, but it's still wrong, wrong, wrong.
The holiday for the Christians is selfish indulgence. I'm eagerly awaiting a paganistic backlash against us and hope it wakes some of "my people" up before it's too late.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#56 2005-12-24 11:21 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
KingFred wrote:
Robert B. wrote:
Cyberpawz wrote:
Work for Apple, Office Max, KMart, Sears, or any other main chain, they are not allowed to say Merry Christmas, it is either Happy Holidays or nothing.Maybe you should pursue a different line of work.
I still call absolute bull crap on that. Show me ANYONE who's ever been fired for saying "Merry Christmas" at a big chain and I'll show you endless reams of newspaper and 24-hour news stories and legal action by the fired party and unending moaning and screaming by the righty religious pundits for weeks on end. You would be completely familiar with the fired party's name and the chain that fired them, the circumstances of the issue and more detail than you could shake a remote control at. And quite likely that horrid terrist-lovin', anti-American, Bush-hatin' ACLU would have jumped in pretty fast, too. However, there is no such person or event that YOU WOULD UNDENIABLY HAVE HEARD ABOUT AD NAUSEUM.
It is quite possible that pawz is on crack and is simply seeing the boogeymen he wants/needs to see.


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#58 2005-12-24 11:45 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Phydeaux wrote:
I think that Jesus is pissed that Christmas exists at all.
The closest He asked for was to be remembered in His death, and that would be what's branded as Easter, but it's still wrong, wrong, wrong.
The holiday for the Christians is selfish indulgence. I'm eagerly awaiting a paganistic backlash against us and hope it wakes some of "my people" up before it's too late.
You don't think that Christmas as it's presently constituted is already a paganistic backlash?
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#59 2005-12-24 11:53 pm
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
I think that Jesus is pissed that Christmas exists at all.
The closest He asked for was to be remembered in His death, and that would be what's branded as Easter, but it's still wrong, wrong, wrong.
The holiday for the Christians is selfish indulgence. I'm eagerly awaiting a paganistic backlash against us and hope it wakes some of "my people" up before it's too late.You don't think that Christmas as it's presently constituted is already a paganistic backlash?
Yep.
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#60 2005-12-25 12:06 am
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Not until I see a significant amount of people turning around and saying "Hey man, get your Jesus out of our Saturnalia/Solstice/smurfing Cold Day/Whatever." They're out there. I just want to see it happen.
My "sermon" on Christmas Origins was cancelled tonight. When I gave someone my notes for things to put on the slides, they called a couple of CCAG guys to the center who immediately came in and launched into preachin' pushing my talk out of the way.
I'm none too pleased. I left early.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#61 2005-12-25 12:20 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Phydeaux wrote:
I think that Jesus is pissed that Christmas exists at all.
The closest He asked for was to be remembered in His death, and that would be what's branded as Easter, but it's still wrong, wrong, wrong.
The holiday for the Christians is selfish indulgence. I'm eagerly awaiting a paganistic backlash against us and hope it wakes some of "my people" up before it's too late.
No way, Jesus would would be pissed at first, and then someone would give him an Xbox 360 and he'd be like "sweeeet."
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#62 2005-12-25 12:28 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
In the spirit of Christmas I would like to note that I think Phydeaux is probly the best "Christian" I see around these parts.
Or at least the one most accurately trying to be that way.
The Jesus I learned about in my readings would have been hanging with the troubled and hard cases.
And getting in trouble for it.
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#63 2005-12-25 12:32 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Phydeaux wrote:
Not until I see a significant amount of people turning around and saying "Hey man, get your Jesus out of our Saturnalia/Solstice/smurfing Cold Day/Whatever." They're out there. I just want to see it happen.
My "sermon" on Christmas Origins was cancelled tonight. When I gave someone my notes for things to put on the slides, they called a couple of CCAG guys to the center who immediately came in and launched into preachin' pushing my talk out of the way.
I'm none too pleased. I left early.
mmm. Here's a Jack Chick style tract on the origins of Saturnalia Not really safe for work, and it...
Oh hell, just read the warning label on the front page. Besides, only an elite few work on Christmas.
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#64 2005-12-25 1:23 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
jerwin wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
Not until I see a significant amount of people turning around and saying "Hey man, get your Jesus out of our Saturnalia/Solstice/smurfing Cold Day/Whatever." They're out there. I just want to see it happen.
My "sermon" on Christmas Origins was cancelled tonight. When I gave someone my notes for things to put on the slides, they called a couple of CCAG guys to the center who immediately came in and launched into preachin' pushing my talk out of the way.
I'm none too pleased. I left early.mmm. Here's a Jack Chick style tract on the origins of Saturnalia Not really safe for work, and it...
Oh hell, just read the warning label on the front page. Besides, only an elite few work on Christmas.
Wow. If that comic is accurate, I think Christmas is 1000x better than Saturnia (or Solstice Festival or whatever). Creepy...
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#65 2005-12-25 2:02 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
mo' ron wrote:
Wow. If that comic is accurate, I think Christmas is 1000x better than Saturnia (or Solstice Festival or whatever). Creepy...
I don't know...
Kick as rock'n jackalopes, not buying presents, get'n laid on the 25th... that's bad ass.
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#66 2005-12-25 2:37 am
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
jerwin wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
Not until I see a significant amount of people turning around and saying "Hey man, get your Jesus out of our Saturnalia/Solstice/smurfing Cold Day/Whatever." They're out there. I just want to see it happen.
My "sermon" on Christmas Origins was cancelled tonight. When I gave someone my notes for things to put on the slides, they called a couple of CCAG guys to the center who immediately came in and launched into preachin' pushing my talk out of the way.
I'm none too pleased. I left early.mmm. Here's a Jack Chick style tract on the origins of Saturnalia Not really safe for work, and it...
Oh hell, just read the warning label on the front page. Besides, only an elite few work on Christmas.
Even though the negative vibes on "the other side of the fence" are really out there (smurfing in front of the kids?!), it still paints a reasonable "who's the monster?" picture of both sides. Maybe there's something wrong with phallic symbolism and blasting it to your neighbor because you feel it's your right. Or maybe there's something wrong with protesting that very penis-shaped shortbread cookie instead of just kicking back and respecting people's rights.
If anything, this so-called "War on Christmas" and definite "Reaction to The War On Christmas" has set back any sort of decent relations of people whose leaders put them at odds with each other, a good 20 years or so. It's sick to for people to be used by pawns like that. By the media. By the churches. By political leaders. By each other.
Maybe it's because I'm in sales, and as a result I've grown more and more cynical to this sort of thing (I won't even get into the bullsmurf I've had to deal with today on the floor), but I'm just glad that as of tomorrow, which I plan on sleeping right through and not leaving the house, I don't have to hear anything about Christmas again for another few months.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#67 2005-12-25 2:45 am
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
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Phydeaux wrote:
I think that Jesus is pissed that Christmas exists at all.
The closest He asked for was to be remembered in His death, and that would be what's branded as Easter, but it's still wrong, wrong, wrong.
The holiday for the Christians is selfish indulgence. I'm eagerly awaiting a paganistic backlash against us and hope it wakes some of "my people" up before it's too late.No way, Jesus would would be pissed at first, and then someone would give him an Xbox 360 and he'd be like "sweeeet."
Ooh, that reminds me. I might've posted about it awhile ago already, but just in case I didn't, when I was sent out on a big screen TV delivery (actually, more along the lines of troubleshooting what our delivery guys didn't set up right.
), I overheard the older lady in the house talking on the phone to somebody, and it was along the lines of
"Yeah, I just got one of those Xbox 360 things for {Jennelle, or whoever. not important}, and her mother said that she's too young for that sort of thing, so I was wondering if you knew any kids that weren't getting anything this year. Yeah. Nah, just give it to whoever."
Maybe old, rich people are good for something.
Heck, I wasn't getting it (and I darn well wasn't going to show that I was eavesdropping by interrupting and saying "me! oooh! me!"), but that some kid who wasn't going to be getting anything was going to be getting that, well, I'd loved to see the look on their face (though one would hope that he/she wouldn't rub it in the other kids' faces. you know how youngin's are these days.
).
Anyway. Long side bar. Sorry.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#68 2005-12-25 2:59 am
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Pariah wrote:
In the spirit of Christmas I would like to note that I think Phydeaux is probly the best "Christian" I see around these parts.
Or at least the one most accurately trying to be that way.
The Jesus I learned about in my readings would have been hanging with the troubled and hard cases.
And getting in trouble for it.
That certainly means something coming from you. Thanks.
While I'm by no means a model... anything... I mean... I've been a cheat, a trespasser, a liar, a scam, a whoremonger, a pervert, a psychopath, a sexist, a racist, a backbiter... I've been a coward, a traitor and a wimp, and maybe a few of those things still linger. It's not that I don't want to be "the best 'Christian'," since I already know that I simply cannot. I just want to live according to... well, you know the rest.
All I want is for there to be no more "me's" created in the world. I want them to leave out of there knowing what they want to accomplish, equipped to do it, and with the knowledge to protect themselves from going down side streets to become those things that I have/have had been.
But if we lie to them about things like Marijuana use, why would they bother listening that stuff like meth will cause brain shrinkage as much as up to, what, 5% within a year's use?
Same goes for Christmas. Lying about things to push agendas. Horrific twisting of the very Scripture they say they're teaching from. If they lie about this to them, when will they believe the really important stuff?
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#69 2005-12-25 10:11 am
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Pariah wrote:
In the spirit of Christmas I would like to note that I think Phydeaux is probly the best "Christian" I see around these parts.
Or at least the one most accurately trying to be that way.
The Jesus I learned about in my readings would have been hanging with the troubled and hard cases.
And getting in trouble for it.
Okay fine . . . I nominate StaticAge, then.
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#70 2005-12-25 12:35 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
bratboy wrote:
Pariah wrote:
In the spirit of Christmas I would like to note that I think Phydeaux is probly the best "Christian" I see around these parts.
Or at least the one most accurately trying to be that way.
The Jesus I learned about in my readings would have been hanging with the troubled and hard cases.
And getting in trouble for it.Okay fine . . . I nominate StaticAge, then.
Now they shall battle to the death!
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#71 2005-12-25 12:41 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Phy's been a psychopath?
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#72 2005-12-25 12:58 pm
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
No, see, what would end up happening would be that it would turn into a selfless martyr-off, a total cheek turning event where no slaps are actually thrown.
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#73 2005-12-25 1:09 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Except you're also both sinners, so there's always a chance of a major lapse.
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#74 2005-12-25 4:32 pm
Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
I'll snap before you will.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#75 2005-12-25 6:18 pm
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Re: What ever happened to saying "Merry Christmas?"
Phydeaux wrote:
I'll snap before you will.
OOOOH! Phydeaux launches a devastating non-agression move, Zen-like in its brilliance. Just how will StaticAge answer this?
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