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Kirk · 2005-02-14 6:59 pm

Oats - You had a pre-wedding party at your Mom's house?! Dude, come visit LA. I'll give you real bachelor party posthumously. tongue

iHate You · 2005-02-14 7:04 pm

I am now fully engorged.

iHate You · 2005-02-14 7:07 pm

debbiedowner wrote:
Do you think the people who write these tests at the state level have any idea whatsoever how the typical eighth-graders' minds and hormones work!

I think they should have prefaced the poem by saying, "IT'S A COCK, THIS POEM IS ABOUT A COCK" and then asked the kids what else it could be about. Like on Sex Education for Trainables when the teacher asked the retards for synonyms for penis. They got their giggles out and then discussed the serious issues.

debbiedowner · 2005-02-14 7:09 pm

Kirk wrote:
Oats - You had a pre-wedding party at your Mom's house?! Dude, come visit LA. I'll give you real bachelor party posthumously.

Wouldn't that have to be over Oats' dead body? (God forbid!) A posthumous bachelor party has a specific name: an Irish wake.

oatmeal · 2005-02-14 9:35 pm

Kirk wrote:
Oats - You had a pre-wedding party at your Mom's house?! Dude, come visit LA. I'll give you real bachelor party posthumously.

Yeah, I'd just flown in from the West Coast the night before. I didn't have an actual bachelor party.

Elwood · 2005-02-14 10:49 pm

Fried Chicken wrote:
Elwood wrote:
Fried Chicken wrote:
This is so funny, I'll let my 14 year old hormones print this out and show it to my friends who like to make fun of the education system.
What he said...plus "Thank you untraceable speedy laser printing"
What, it was a joke, I won't print it out...

Hmm, I was being serious. Things like this manage to get around my entire class in a day or two (I'm talking 1400 people). It really is quite amazing.

Such was the case in late december when one freshman figured out that by typing [specific word here]@siprep.org, they could send an email to every student's personal email address. When everyone replied telling them to shut up, they didn't erase the "everyone" email from the address bar, meaning that most of us woke up one morning to over 150 messages saying something along the lines of "STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP." Hi freaking larious, and nobody fixed anything yet either.

Kirk · 2005-02-14 10:52 pm

debbiedowner wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Oats - You had a pre-wedding party at your Mom's house?! Dude, come visit LA. I'll give you real bachelor party posthumously.
Wouldn't that have to be over Oats' dead body? (God forbid!) A posthumous bachelor party has a specific name: an Irish wake.

Yes, that was a joke or more accurately a double entendre. If I gave him a real bachelor party now, his wife might have to kill him. wink

Pro_ · 2005-02-15 12:59 am

I am too tired for this thread!

resedit · 2005-02-15 1:58 am

Best bachelor party I ever went to - we went to a bowling alley and then to a pizza joint, and then returned to campus to play softball against the women who had just had their bachlorette party.

It was a riot.

dv · 2005-02-15 7:44 am

Phydeaux wrote:
The poem isn't even that good.

These government folk should really dig up the hippies that were a part of a poetry writing troupe I belonged to:

Barbara Sanchez wrote:
I tossed my Care
Bears away
and traded My
Little Ponies for
a pack of cigarettes.
I gave my Cookie
Monster to
the dog.

Now I'm drinking
iced caffe lattes
and snorting lines
of CNN
on my cell phone.
A Barbie hangs
from a noose
tied to my SUV's rear-
view mirror. I see my face
looking back.

For the record, I did NOT throw away my Care Bear, it was torn to pieces when I used it to beat my little brother over the head.

As for the poem? meh.

Bat · 2005-02-15 9:48 am

dvpierce wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
The poem isn't even that good. [poem]
For the record, I did NOT throw away my Care Bear, it was torn to pieces when I used it to beat my little brother over the head.

As for the poem? meh.

Either you're pretty grumpy come morning, dv, or authoritah is going to your head... or something.

Kirk wrote:
debbiedowner wrote:
Kirk wrote:
Oats - You had a pre-wedding party at your Mom's house?! Dude, come visit LA. I'll give you real bachelor party posthumously.
Wouldn't that have to be over Oats' dead body? (God forbid!) A posthumous bachelor party has a specific name: an Irish wake.
Yes, that was a joke or more accurately a double entendre. If I gave him a real bachelor party now, his wife might have to kill him.

"Is there life after marriage? One man's view." smile

Royall · 2006-01-20 4:04 pm

I took this test just today, I didn't find it gross or anything like that. And are you sure it's:

"rough and wrinkled. Like his hands."

And not:

"rough and wrinkled."

I'm not sure I remember that sentance being in there.

Chickenhawk · 2006-01-20 4:10 pm

Don't bring the dead back to life. For a second I thought DD had come back to MAPH.

Last edited by Chickenhawk (2006-01-20 4:10 pm)

Royall · 2006-01-20 4:11 pm

I found the correct lines:

Slowly he strokes the wood,
rough and wrinkled. Like his hands.
He begins to carve his way.
�Mira. Its head, its scales, its tail.�

Snakes don't have legs or necks. Jeez.

ChickenHawk: I didn't know it was dead, I found it on Google.

Last edited by Royall (2006-01-20 4:17 pm)

Chickenhawk · 2006-01-20 6:32 pm

No, this was a dead thread. Don't revive dead threads.

debbiedowner · 2006-01-20 7:01 pm

Chickenhawk wrote:
Don't bring the dead back to life. For a second I thought DD had come back to MAPH.

You should be so lucky. wink

mo' ron · 2006-01-20 7:27 pm

I don't even remember why you left... welcome back though.

Pariah · 2006-01-20 8:19 pm

Chickenhawk wrote:
No, this was a dead thread. Don't revive dead threads.

Mod wannabe

Chickenhawk · 2006-01-20 8:34 pm

Pariah wrote:
Chickenhawk wrote:
No, this was a dead thread. Don't revive dead threads.
Mod wannabe

No.

I'm not decalfine.

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