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#26 2006-04-27 1:02 pm
- bedstuy
- Archimandrite, Eastern Elite

- From: King Cole Bar, St. Regis Hotel
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Re: Adios FEMA?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
So once again, I'm forced to ask ... if it's not the job of the US Government to fix the lives of average Americans, what's it doing injecting democracy into the body politic of Iraq?
uh... because they need to make up a Happy Talk excuse once no WMDs were found
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#27 2006-04-27 1:14 pm
- bedstuy
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#28 2006-04-27 1:24 pm
- NokX
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- From: Knoxville, TN
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Re: Adios FEMA?
bratboy wrote:
NokX wrote:
hospitals don't own helicopters? i know a hospital in knoxville sent a couple their way. $0 taxpayer money.
So is it your position that emergency rescue after a disaster should be organized and performed not by "THE GOVERNMENT" (either federal, state, or local) but should be conducted by cobbling together civilian resources?
cobbling together? you mean like fema did and it took them days to respond while the "cobbling" local civilian resources were acting right away?
bratboy wrote:
yes, because that's exactly what i've been saying the whole time. actually, in really small text in my first post i said "all old people and babies should die".
again - dunno where some of you all are pulling these things...
we shouldn't leave those people stranded on the street. my church here opened it's extra rooms in the school to house people and we had a program going on to house stranded people. that's 10-12 hours away from louisana and we were doing that. $0 taxpayer money and that's us helping out others. not just sitting back expecting government to do a job it shouldn't be doing anyway.You giving an example of how non-governmental groups helped aid victims of a disaster does not answer my question. What if your local churches are also destroyed? What if local groups are short on funds or short on manpower or short on resources? In your estimate THE GOVERNMENT (I'm not quite certain WHO you think "THE GOVERNMENT" is) should stand by and say "sooner or later some church will organize a disaster rescue plan and get you off the roof of your flooded house and get you some food and shelter, so just sit tight?"
if the whole US is demolished we're just screwed...but...last time i checked we're allowed to help out others that don't live in our city. unless that's been banned for some reason.
ShnickyShnack wrote:
I guess the bottom line is, it's okay to spend hundreds of billions (and counting) on helping Iraqis by ousting their dictator, but it's not okay to spend a dime on helping Americans by rebuilding their towns.
It's not okay to reconstruct levees or schools, but it's okay to spend $700 million on a "railway to nowhere.
Is that supposed to make sense?
spend money on ousting a dictator and keeping order (not buying them things) until the iraqi's get back on their feet. any money spent otherwise isn't the governments job.
let american's rebuild their towns. there are construction companies for that.
i don't agree with how the government spends money 90% of the time.
bratboy wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Is that supposed to make sense?
NokX's vision of the 'proper' GOVERNMENT would require completely gutting the Constitution.
how? where does it say in the constitution we're entitled to "things" by the government?!
bedstuy wrote:
NokX wrote:
the government never does anything right.
Uh, no. That should read "Republicans never do anything right.
[insert cronies on]
no, because when democrats are in power things aren't any better
bratboy wrote:
I like the implication that someone who accepts a trailer to live in after their home is demolished is somehow neither a "taxpayer" nor a "productive member of society."
you're implying that, not me
"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln
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#29 2006-04-27 1:30 pm
Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
bratboy wrote:
yes, because that's exactly what i've been saying the whole time. actually, in really small text in my first post i said "all old people and babies should die".
again - dunno where some of you all are pulling these things...
we shouldn't leave those people stranded on the street. my church here opened it's extra rooms in the school to house people and we had a program going on to house stranded people. that's 10-12 hours away from louisana and we were doing that. $0 taxpayer money and that's us helping out others. not just sitting back expecting government to do a job it shouldn't be doing anyway.You giving an example of how non-governmental groups helped aid victims of a disaster does not answer my question. What if your local churches are also destroyed? What if local groups are short on funds or short on manpower or short on resources? In your estimate THE GOVERNMENT (I'm not quite certain WHO you think "THE GOVERNMENT" is) should stand by and say "sooner or later some church will organize a disaster rescue plan and get you off the roof of your flooded house and get you some food and shelter, so just sit tight?"
if the whole US is demolished we're just screwed...but...last time i checked we're allowed to help out others that don't live in our city. unless that's been banned for some reason.
Well, you are only allowed to drive from your city to the other using private roads. Can't use the interstates.
It's a paradox of how sharply dull I am.
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#30 2006-04-27 1:35 pm
- bedstuy
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Re: Adios FEMA?
So what happens when Knoxville is hit by a nuclear device by radical clerics? Nuffin'? I mean, it's your decision to live in the United States during a war.
Oh, and at least The White House is being sane for once and saying that abolishing FEMA is a dumb idea. Frankly I don't see what abolishing it and turning around and making a new agency would accomplish except for wasting money. Why not reform FEMA? Surely there are SOME things there that work?
We could start by teaching Chertoff to use email.
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#31 2006-04-27 1:40 pm
- iBubba
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
God damn, ---------------. You HAD to post some inflamitory bullsmurf, didn't you?
Don't bother replying. I won't be returning to your flamebait thread, -----.
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Edited to remove personal stuff. Attack the post, not the poster. There's plenty in the posts to smack without going for the author.
Thank you and have a great day.- KF
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#32 2006-04-27 1:41 pm
- bratboy
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
cobbling together? you mean like fema did and it took them days to respond while the "cobbling" local civilian resources were acting right away?
Hey, I never claimed that FEMA did a good job. But in such a disaster, you're going to need the full manpower of the local police, fire, and possibly national guard. This silly notion that the local church is going to borrow the hospital's helicopter and fly around picking people up is absurd.
bratboy wrote:
if the whole US is demolished we're just screwed...but...last time i checked we're allowed to help out others that don't live in our city. unless that's been banned for some reason.
You cannot leave disaster rescue missions to the whim of whomever volunteers to help out that day! That you're even suggesting it blow my mind.
how? where does it say in the constitution we're entitled to "things" by the government?!
You repeatedly claim that the ONLY job of the government is to "protect people." I suggest you take another look at that Constitution and discover all of those 'other' duties that the federal government is responsible for––not to mention the fact that local and state governments are organized around the needs of the people who live in those areas.
you're implying that, not me
Take a good look at the image you posted in your first post.
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
--Paul Krugman
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#33 2006-04-27 1:45 pm
- bratboy
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Re: Adios FEMA?
bedstuy wrote:
So what happens when Knoxville is hit by a nuclear device by radical clerics? Nuffin'? I mean, it's your decision to live in the United States during a war.
The local church members are going to go knocking on the doors of the local construction businesses and ask them if they can borrow their equipment so that they can go digging for survivors.
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
--Paul Krugman
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#34 2006-04-27 1:48 pm
- iBubba
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Re: Adios FEMA?
bratboy wrote:
bedstuy wrote:
So what happens when Knoxville is hit by a nuclear device by radical clerics? Nuffin'? I mean, it's your decision to live in the United States during a war.
The local church members (and NokX, of course) are going to go knocking on the doors of the local construction businesses and ask them if they can borrow their equipment so that they can go digging for survivors.
Edit, again: No personal slams, please. KF
"Hell, I'm sure Og had some cool way of banging two rocks together, until he took himself too seriously."
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#35 2006-04-27 2:22 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: Adios FEMA?
I actually agree that FEMA is beyond repair. Their smurf in New Orleans (and surrounding area) are bad enough to give up on it, but the fact that their bumbling is continuing puts it beyond the pale.
Indeed I agree that it's time to wake up and realize the feds aren't able or willing to be there in times of crisis. That's not the way it should be. But it is the way it is.
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#36 2006-04-27 2:27 pm
- Pariah
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- From: Belly Of The Beast, Oklahoma!
- Registered: 2001-05-24
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Re: Adios FEMA?
Why does FEMA exist?
To subsidize rich republican developers.
But now the sun beats down on the asphalt land
Like a hammer invoked from God's left hand
What little still grows cringes in the shadows till the night fall...
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#37 2006-04-27 9:05 pm
- Onthebeach
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
helping out foreigners? if you mean by getting rid of a murdering leader, then yes. if you mean by making sure they all have homes - no.
Pinochet! Aawwww smurf! Got that one ass backwards.
If any ask us why we died,
Tell them 'Because our fathers lied'.
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#38 2006-04-27 9:07 pm
- Onthebeach
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Re: Adios FEMA?
Does "I'm" count as one word or two?
If any ask us why we died,
Tell them 'Because our fathers lied'.
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#39 2006-04-27 10:51 pm
- ShnickyShnack
- ::: title edited due to Satanic influences :::

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Re: Adios FEMA?
Fix Iran!
To hell with those goddamned Americans.
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#40 2006-04-28 4:25 am
- jondaris
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Re: Adios FEMA?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
I actually agree that FEMA is beyond repair. Their smurf in New Orleans (and surrounding area) are bad enough to give up on it, but the fact that their bumbling is continuing puts it beyond the pale.
Indeed I agree that it's time to wake up and realize the feds aren't able or willing to be there in times of crisis. That's not the way it should be. But it is the way it is.
FEMA worked quite well before the Bushies turned it into a hotbed of cronyism, incompetence and corruption. It was one of the best managed and most competent federal agencies.
The problem is not FEMA (leaving aside NokX's idiocy), the problem, as we see so much these days, is Republicans.
"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian" -- Pat Paulsen
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#41 2006-04-28 8:42 am
- user
- Your plastic pal who's fun to be with

- From: I'm not getting you down, am I
- Registered: 2001-10-15
- Posts: 16480
Re: Adios FEMA?
Onthebeach wrote:
Does "I'm" count as one word or two?
I was just thinking the very same thing.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#42 2006-04-28 8:57 am
- sturner
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- From: Carrollton, TX USA
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX, it is the Fed. goverment's purvue to coordinate interstate operations. Which is exactly what happened. It is the Fed. goverments purvue to establish trafficability on the nations waterways and highways (national interest). It is the within the Fed. governments purvue to provide food, clothing, shelter for citizens when the resources needed are beyond the capabilities of the state government. It is within the governments purvue to provide those services.
The government is an extension of the will of the populace in an elective democracy. Therefore, a lot is within it's purvue. If you lived in a nation that did not provide those services, but only the ones you have briefly mentioned, you would be very upset. Look at sub-saharan africa. Those governments operate more on the scale you are advocating. NOTE: I am not saying they are a model of what you advocate. They do provide the types and scales of services to thier population in disasters that you are advocating though, which is squat.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#43 2006-04-28 10:07 am
- NokX
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- From: Knoxville, TN
- Registered: 2000-07-17
- Posts: 6301
Re: Adios FEMA?
bedstuy wrote:
So what happens when Knoxville is hit by a nuclear device by radical clerics? Nuffin'? I mean, it's your decision to live in the United States during a war.
so you don't think there's a slight difference between living in a country and living in a known area where natural disasters consistently hit? please tell me you think there is...
bedstuy wrote:
Oh, and at least The White House is being sane for once and saying that abolishing FEMA is a dumb idea. Frankly I don't see what abolishing it and turning around and making a new agency would accomplish except for wasting money. Why not reform FEMA? Surely there are SOME things there that work?
We could start by teaching Chertoff to use email.
abolish it and don't create a new agency. that's my idea. fema is just another example of how the government screws things up and shouldn't be involved in such things.
iBubba wrote:
God damn, ----------. You HAD to post some inflamitory bullsmurf, didn't you?
Don't bother replying. I won't be returning to your flamebait thread, -----.
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k - i'm not surprised that you, of all people, don't have some sort of a sense of humor... but the fema "golden ticket" is just a joke. don't go islamic on me and hold protests cause of a political joke.
bratboy wrote:
NokX wrote:
cobbling together? you mean like fema did and it took them days to respond while the "cobbling" local civilian resources were acting right away?
Hey, I never claimed that FEMA did a good job. But in such a disaster, you're going to need the full manpower of the local police, fire, and possibly national guard. This silly notion that the local church is going to borrow the hospital's helicopter and fly around picking people up is absurd.
i think you all are kinda missing what i'm saying...
i'm ok with the government giving assistance to keep the situation under control (just as i've mentioned before with the guard, and as you just mentioned) and to make sure that the highways are clear, etc...
my problem with the involvement is them giving out homes, money, etc...
bratboy wrote:
NokX wrote:
if the whole US is demolished we're just screwed...but...last time i checked we're allowed to help out others that don't live in our city. unless that's been banned for some reason.
You cannot leave disaster rescue missions to the whim of whomever volunteers to help out that day! That you're even suggesting it blow my mind.
the national guards duty is to rescue as well. when i suggested the hospital helicopter i was just giving an example of how a private entity can assist. i'm not against the government helping out the people but they don't need to be buying things for people.
bratboy wrote:
NokX wrote:
you're implying that, not me
Take a good look at the image you posted in your first post.
that was a joke... ha. jeez... can i mix jokes and serious discussion or no?
"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln
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#44 2006-04-28 10:13 am
- bratboy
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
that was a joke... ha. jeez... can i mix jokes and serious discussion or no?
It was inflammatory and inappropriate.
NokX, you have quite a long history of posting inflammatory bullsmurf and then returning with a "but I was just joking!" line when other posters take offense to it.
You should have absolutely expected the response you got. Perhaps what you're missing is that your "joke" is actually fairly insulting (and was intended to be that way by whomever created it). It purports to make a "point."
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#45 2006-04-28 10:21 am
- NokX
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- From: Knoxville, TN
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Re: Adios FEMA?
bratboy wrote:
NokX wrote:
that was a joke... ha. jeez... can i mix jokes and serious discussion or no?
It was inflammatory and inappropriate.
was the plasma screen part over the top?
bratboy wrote:
NokX, you have quite a long history of posting inflammatory bullsmurf and then returning with a "but I was just joking!" line when other posters take offense to it.
you all have a long history of not lightening up
bratboy wrote:
You should have absolutely expected the response you got. Perhaps what you're missing is that your "joke" is actually fairly insulting (and was intended to be that way by whomever created it). It purports to make a "point."
read any political cartoon... it's a joke, and it makes a point. that's the purpose.
because we have a government organization that's giving these handouts, people feel entitled to them and it creates a mess. giving handouts isn't the governments job.
"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln
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#47 2006-04-28 10:31 am
- bratboy
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- From: Austin, Texas
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Re: Adios FEMA?
NokX wrote:
was the plasma screen part over the top?
Oh I don't know, NokX..."all hair care products" and "lots o' bling bling?" "Offer void to Republicans, taxpayers, or any productive member of society?"
That doesn't sound racist in the slightest.
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
--Paul Krugman
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#48 2006-04-28 11:29 am
- bedstuy
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#49 2006-04-28 8:53 pm
- Farmerkev
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Re: Adios FEMA?
kb5zhh wrote:
don't go islamic on me and hold protests cause of a political joke.
That seems beyond the bounds of acceptability.
nah. it's not
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#50 2006-04-29 2:17 pm
- user
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Re: Adios FEMA?
Farmerkev wrote:
kb5zhh wrote:
don't go islamic on me and hold protests cause of a political joke.
That seems beyond the bounds of acceptability.
nah. it's not
Long as he doesn't make any head wear comments.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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