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#1 2006-05-18 6:06 pm
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Pepsi gives you worms
That's the message I get from the commercial.
Really, just not effective advertising. I mean, sure, it'll drum up lots of business but who in their right mind wants to do business with people who buy a product based on that kind of promise.
Further, I don't want an mp3 phone that causes mental retardation in my country's Official National Rodent. Nor do I want toilet paper which gives kittens the rabies.
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
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#2 2006-05-19 2:56 am
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#3 2006-05-19 4:01 am
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Come Again 
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#4 2006-05-19 8:30 am
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
A woozle-wuzzle?
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#5 2006-05-19 9:54 am
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
vidplzthx
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I'm still trying to figure out if you're a girl posing as Macboy4139, or a boy posing as a girl, and a bit confused sexually. <shrug> laughinol
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#6 2006-05-19 10:59 am
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
MacBoy4139 wrote:
vidplzthx
I have no idea how to get video onto the internet. Mostly because I just don't care. And I assume my ISP makes it hard to do stuff like that. Mostly because they make it hard to do everything. I expect nothing less from a company that microwaves the brain of my country's Official National Rodent.
Anyhoo, the commercial in question has some retard dragging his ass down the sidewalk like a dog with worms. If you have seen it you know what I mean. If you have not seen it you are lucky.
Commercials are annoying enough but it really worries/confuses me when advertisers waste my time with commercials seemingly designed to discourage me from purchasing the product in question.
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#7 2006-05-19 1:00 pm
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test wrote:
Commercials are annoying enough but it really worries/confuses me when advertisers waste my time with commercials seemingly designed to discourage me from purchasing the product in question.
That's exactly how i felt about the Quiznos commercials with the rodents.
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#8 2006-05-19 1:24 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
I loved the Quizno's commercials. 
THEY GOT A PEPPAH BAR!
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#9 2006-05-19 2:50 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
test wrote:
MacBoy4139 wrote:
vidplzthx
I have no idea how to get video onto the internet. Mostly because I just don't care. And I assume my ISP makes it hard to do stuff like that. Mostly because they make it hard to do everything. I expect nothing less from a company that microwaves the brain of my country's Official National Rodent.
Anyhoo, the commercial in question has some retard dragging his ass down the sidewalk like a dog with worms. If you have seen it you know what I mean. If you have not seen it you are lucky.
Commercials are annoying enough but it really worries/confuses me when advertisers waste my time with commercials seemingly designed to discourage me from purchasing the product in question.
Do you mean the Pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallen and Parker Posey dancing? I believe Jimmy Fallen does a bit where he's dragging his ass on the sidewalk.
I love that comercial. It's fun and Jimmy is a HOTTIE. Too bad there is so much sugar in Pepsi.
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#10 2006-05-19 2:54 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Butt scooting in dogs is more usually caused by clogged and infected anal glands.
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#11 2006-05-19 3:04 pm
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Pariah wrote:
Butt scooting in dogs is more usually caused by clogged and infected anal glands.
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#12 2006-05-19 3:27 pm
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My cat will sometimes scoot when he doesn't want to lick the poop off his butt. I can't say I blame him.
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#14 2006-05-19 3:46 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
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Do you mean the Pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallen and Parker Posey dancing? I believe Jimmy Fallen does a bit where he's dragging his ass on the sidewalk.
I love that comercial. It's fun and Jimmy is a HOTTIE. Too bad there is so much sugar in Pepsi.
Based on the fact I have never heard either name I assume they are some sort of "famous" people? Whatever, the commercial is one of the most annoying I have ever seen. The fact some of the people in it may actually exist just makes it worse.
The scariest thing is someone thinking wormboy is a "hottie". . .
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#15 2006-05-19 4:46 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Pariah wrote:
Butt scooting in dogs is more usually caused by clogged and infected anal glands.
But they do feel much better after having said glands expressed.
Anyone for squeezing your dog's butt?
I'm not dead yet.
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#16 2006-05-19 8:37 pm
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Anyone for squeezing your dog's butt?
Uh, yeah, sounds good. Let me know how that works out for ya.
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#17 2006-05-20 9:51 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
iBubba wrote:
I loved the Quizno's commercials.
THEY GOT A PEPPAH BAR!
http://noahblog.com/20040218-rathergoodquizno.gif
I liked those Quizno's commercials.
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#18 2006-05-20 11:46 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
test wrote:
Kendall wrote:
Do you mean the Pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallen and Parker Posey dancing? I believe Jimmy Fallen does a bit where he's dragging his ass on the sidewalk.
I love that comercial. It's fun and Jimmy is a HOTTIE. Too bad there is so much sugar in Pepsi.Based on the fact I have never heard either name I assume they are some sort of "famous" people? Whatever, the commercial is one of the most annoying I have ever seen. The fact some of the people in it may actually exist just makes it worse.
The scariest thing is someone thinking wormboy is a "hottie". . .
Well, Jimmy Fallon (I spelled it wrong before) was on Saturday Night Live for something like six years and has been in several movies.
Parker Posey has been in about 50 movies.
Is that "famous" enough?
And, yep, Jimmy is a Hottie McHot-Hot. 
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#19 2006-05-21 12:53 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Kendall wrote:
test wrote:
Kendall wrote:
Do you mean the Pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallen and Parker Posey dancing? I believe Jimmy Fallen does a bit where he's dragging his ass on the sidewalk.
I love that comercial. It's fun and Jimmy is a HOTTIE. Too bad there is so much sugar in Pepsi.Based on the fact I have never heard either name I assume they are some sort of "famous" people? Whatever, the commercial is one of the most annoying I have ever seen. The fact some of the people in it may actually exist just makes it worse.
The scariest thing is someone thinking wormboy is a "hottie". . .Well, Jimmy Fallon (I spelled it wrong before) was on Saturday Night Live for something like six years and has been in several movies.
Parker Posey has been in about 50 movies.
Is that "famous" enough?
And, yep, Jimmy is a Hottie McHot-Hot.
Ah, I see. I kinda lost interest in SNL about the time John Belushi died. Honestly, I thought it went off the air years ago. Whatever, the name Jimmy Fallon means nothing to me.
As for Parker Posey, that name means nothing to me either. Based on the context I assume this person is the chick wormboy tosses in the air in the commercial? What movies has she been in? Of course, I probably won't recognise any of the titles. . .
Generally, the more "famous" a person is, the more likely it is I have either never heard of them or have only heard of them in a context which would lead me to think they are fictional characters, like Wayne Newton or Burt Bacharach.
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#20 2006-05-21 3:00 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
test wrote:
As for Parker Posey, that name means nothing to me either. Based on the context I assume this person is the chick wormboy tosses in the air in the commercial? What movies has she been in? Of course, I probably won't recognise any of the titles. . .
Parker Posey has been in a lot of indie films, mostly low budget, and supporting roles in a few majors. It's been a while since I've seen her in a movie, and I was actually wondering what happened to her the other day.
Asphalt Beach (2007) (announced) .... Sissy
Broken English (2007) (filming) .... Nora Wilder
For Your Consideration (2006) (post-production)
Superman Returns (2006) (VG) (post-production) (voice) .... Kitty Kowalski
Fay Grim (2006) (post-production) .... Fay Grim
Superman Returns (2006) (completed) .... Kitty Koslowski
"Boston Legal"
- Spring Fever (2006) TV Episode .... Marlene Stanger
- Squid Pro Quo (2006) TV Episode .... Marlene Stanger
- BL: Los Angeles (????) TV Episode .... Marlene Stanger
The OH in Ohio (2006) .... Priscilla
Adam & Steve (2005) .... Rhonda
Blade: Trinity (2004) .... Danica Talos
The Sisters of Mercy (2004)
Frankenstein (2004) (TV) .... Detective Carson O'Conner
Laws of Attraction (2004) .... Serena
A Mighty Wind (2003) .... Sissy Knox
The Event (2003) .... Nick
Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay (2002) (TV) .... Jinger Heath
... aka Empire de Mary Kay, L' (Canada: French title)
The Sweetest Thing (2002) .... Judy Webb
Personal Velocity: Three Portraits (2002) .... Greta Herskowitz
... aka Personal Velocity (USA: short title)
"Will & Grace"
- Jingle Balls (2001) TV Episode .... Dorleen
- Loose Lips Sink Relationships (2001) TV Episode .... Dorleen
The Anniversary Party (2001) .... Judy Adams
"Further Tales of the City" (2001) (mini) TV Series .... Connie Bradshaw Fetzner
... aka Armistead Maupin's Further Tales of the City (USA: complete title)
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) .... Fiona
Best in Show (2000) .... Meg Swan
"The Simpsons"
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"Futurama"
- The Deep South (2000) TV Episode (voice) .... Ombrial
Scream 3 (2000) .... Jennifer Jolie
The Venice Project (1999) .... Myra
Dinner at Fred's (1999) .... Celia
The Misadventures of Margaret (1998) .... Margaret Nathan
... aka Folies de Margaret, Les (France)
You've Got Mail (1998) .... Patricia Eden
What Rats Won't Do (1998) .... Mirella Burton
"More Tales of the City" (1998) (mini) TV Series .... Connie Bradshaw
... aka Armistead Maupin's More Tales of the City
Henry Fool (1997) .... Fay Grim
Clockwatchers (1997) .... Margaret Burre
The House of Yes (1997) .... Jackie-O
SubUrbia (1996) .... Erica
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Waiting for Guffman (1996) .... Libby Mae Brown
Basquiat (1996) .... Mary Boone
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The Daytrippers (1996) .... Jo Malone
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The Doom Generation (1995) .... Brandi
Kicking and Screaming (1995) .... Miami
Flirt (1995) .... Emily
Frisk (1995) .... Ferguson
Drunks (1995) .... Debbie
Party Girl (1995) .... Mary
An Eviction Notice (1995)
Mixed Nuts (1994) .... Rollerblader
... aka Lifesavers
Sleep with Me (1994) .... Athena
Amateur (1994) .... Girl Squatter
Iris (1994) (V)
Dead Connection (1994) .... Denise
... aka Final Combination (UK)
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Opera No. 1 (1994) .... Fairy #1
Tracey Takes on New York (1993) (TV) .... Libby
Flirt (1993) .... Emily
Dazed and Confused (1993) .... Darla Marks
Coneheads (1993) .... Stephanie
Sleepless in Seattle (1993) (uncredited) .... Lulu (scenes deleted)
"Tales of the City" (1993) (mini) TV Series .... Connie Bradshaw
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The Wake (1993) (uncredited) .... Beachgoer
Description of a Struggle (1993) .... Wanda
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#21 2006-05-21 3:36 pm
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Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Nope, nothing on the list helps me. I watch the Simpsons occasionally and I have seen maybe 6 episodes of Will and Grace. I don't even know who plays all the main characters on either show - guest/bit actors are a mystery to me, with the exception of Kelsey Grammer. I recognise a couple of the movie titles but I haven't seen any of them.
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#22 2006-05-21 9:33 pm
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My cat will sometimes scoot when he doesn't want to lick the poop off his butt. I can't say I blame him.
One of my cats has stopped grooming her butt.
She's a long hair. I have to bath her weekly now (which she hates) and have her hiny shaved.
I think being a long hair, it was just too difficult - so she stopped caring.
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#23 2006-05-21 11:41 pm
Re: Pepsi gives you worms
Apparently Pepsi also gives you the ability to fly.
/me guzzles Pepsi
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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#24 2006-05-22 1:15 am
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akb825 wrote:
Apparently Pepsi also gives you the ability to fly.
/me guzzles Pepsi
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Red Bull does it even better.
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#25 2006-05-22 2:29 am
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Yes, but you must rely on wings. 
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