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#76 2006-06-23 10:11 am
- VegasACF
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Re: Strange Facts.
notJames wrote:
He was put on a vegetarian as a cure for flatulence and a chronic stomach disorder.
Eva Braun was a vegetarian? So that's how he got her!
As for the flatulence thing... I seem to have the most trouble (well, it doesn't bother me) in that area after I've eaten a bunch of veggies. 
I can just see it now. There they are in the Reichstag, Adolf tilts to his left and lets loose a massive aerial bombardment that reaks of partially digested broccoli and Brussels sprouts (or, perhaps they would have been called neues Westdeutschland sprouts) and Otto Meissner has the Eier to stand up and say, "Jesus, Adolf, das stinkt!"
And then Meissner found himself on the Russian front in the middle of winter with a Kar 43 in his frostbitten hands.
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#82 2006-06-26 12:34 am
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Re: Strange Facts.
the elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump
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