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#1 2006-10-18 5:01 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
You name it. Sky's the limit. What's your plan?
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#2 2006-10-18 5:13 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Duh.
1) Blame the liberals.
2) Stay the course.
3) Win!
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#3 2006-10-18 5:17 pm
Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
You name it. Sky's the limit. What's your plan?
Set a one year time frame, then start a staged withdrawal to leave at the one year mark.
It's a paradox of how sharply dull I am.
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#4 2006-10-18 5:24 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
kb5zhh wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
You name it. Sky's the limit. What's your plan?
Set a one year time frame, then start a staged withdrawal to leave at the one year mark.
To be a little more serious, I think a timeframe can be a good idea. Rather than, as President Bush and others have said, giving the insurgents a target date; it gives the lollygagging Iraqi government and police a deadline to get their act together.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#5 2006-10-18 5:46 pm
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
As posted in "Some Thoughts For Those of You Against The War"
1. Instead of having Haliburton and its ilk making millions of dollars doing not much with Jordanians, Eqyptians, Saudis, and Kuwatis, how about them doing the job we really want done. Rebuliding the infrastructure of Iraq. Hire Iraqis. Lots of Iraqis, Pay them good money to dig those ditches, teach them to run the heavy equipment, build roads, water treatment plants, electrical plants and substations. Not just in Baghdad, but all over the country.
2. Restrict the access of faith-based persons to be in Iraq. That is not the place for them. Especially in government or support functions.
3. Build up our military to fully support the effort in Iraq. Provide adequate security so that the training can take place.
4. Train and fully equip the police and the army.
I believe I said in another thread, that it takes about a year to train a soldier in his basics and integrate him into a unit. That still stands. I'm very pleased to see that Soldier agrees with that. It is paramount to ensure that we follow through on that training with operations where U.S. and Iraqi forces clear and secure areas together. Both for our assurances, and the Iraqi's.
As units become operational, not just filled out, but fully field operational, they should be put into the operation plans for security, and as they do, our forces should be withdrawn.
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#6 2006-10-18 6:44 pm
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
JakeTheTall wrote:
kb5zhh wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
You name it. Sky's the limit. What's your plan?
Set a one year time frame, then start a staged withdrawal to leave at the one year mark.
To be a little more serious, I think a timeframe can be a good idea. Rather than, as President Bush and others have said, giving the insurgents a target date; it gives the lollygagging Iraqi government and police a deadline to get their act together.
Much as I hate to say it, I think the hawks are probably right on this count. I don't think the problem is a failure of will on the part of Iraqi good guys. It's not even clear that the government and police collectively count as good guys, as opposed to enforcers for Shiite partisans.
Which is not to say this means we should stay. To the contrary, it indicates we're doomed. If I were Prez, my slogan would be, "Lose now or lose worse later." But I do think it will get significantly worse after we leave.
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#7 2006-10-18 10:12 pm
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
JakeTheTall wrote:
Duh.
1) Blame the liberals.
2) Stay the course.
3) Win!
I would say
1) smurf off conservatives
2) Blame problems on smurfy ass slogans such as 'Stay the Course'
3)Pull out of Iraq, and have at-least a bit of dignity
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#8 2006-10-18 10:18 pm
- Farmerkev
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
I'd send Bill and Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Al Gore and Chuck Rangel to Iraq.
I'm sure it would be a paradise in short order.
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#9 2006-10-18 10:32 pm
Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
I'd set a reason but flexible evacuation date for the soldiers.
I'd have a comprehensive training regiment to have the Iraqi forces ready before that date.
I'd have an army of diplomats there working on a more stable political situation from day one.
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#10 2006-10-18 10:42 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
barrfid_od wrote:
JakeTheTall wrote:
Duh.
1) Blame the liberals.
2) Stay the course.
3) Win!I would say
1) smurf off conservatives
2) Blame problems on smurfy ass slogans such as 'Stay the Course'
3)Pull out of Iraq, and have at-least a bit of dignity
You forgot "Mission Accomplished"
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#11 2006-10-18 10:53 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
I'd send Bill and Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Al Gore and Chuck Rangel to Iraq.
I'm sure it would be a paradise in short order.
Shouldn't that list of prowar people?
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#13 2006-10-19 7:22 am
Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
sturner wrote:
As posted in "Some Thoughts For Those of You Against The War"
1. Instead of having Haliburton and its ilk making millions of dollars doing not much with Jordanians, Eqyptians, Saudis, and Kuwatis, how about them doing the job we really want done. Rebuliding the infrastructure of Iraq. Hire Iraqis. Lots of Iraqis, Pay them good money to dig those ditches, teach them to run the heavy equipment, build roads, water treatment plants, electrical plants and substations. Not just in Baghdad, but all over the country.
2. Restrict the access of faith-based persons to be in Iraq. That is not the place for them. Especially in government or support functions.
3. Build up our military to fully support the effort in Iraq. Provide adequate security so that the training can take place.
4. Train and fully equip the police and the army.
I believe I said in another thread, that it takes about a year to train a soldier in his basics and integrate him into a unit. That still stands. I'm very pleased to see that Soldier agrees with that. It is paramount to ensure that we follow through on that training with operations where U.S. and Iraqi forces clear and secure areas together. Both for our assurances, and the Iraqi's.
As units become operational, not just filled out, but fully field operational, they should be put into the operation plans for security, and as they do, our forces should be withdrawn.
Sturner for Pres... er... being in charge of US policy in Iraq!
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#14 2006-10-19 7:45 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
oatmeal wrote:
sturner wrote:
[snip of plan for Iraq
Sturner for Pres... er... being in charge of US policy in Iraq!
Yeah, Sturner for Czar of Ir...um, no, that didn't come out right.
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#15 2006-10-19 7:45 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
I'd send Bill and Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Al Gore and Chuck Rangel to Iraq.
I'm sure it would be a paradise in short order.Shouldn't that list of prowar people?
Straight answer-
There is no win/leave short term so there is no way to answer the question.
The options are lose/leave now and stay/sort of win but at a very very high cost, leave a stable country.
Morally, I think the only honorable answer is the latter but I could be wrong.
Maybe it would stabilize faster with less overall death if we pulled out and let them go with full blown ethnic cleansing and civil war.
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#16 2006-10-19 7:51 am
Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
farmerkev wrote:
The options are lose/leave now and stay/sort of win but at a very very high cost, leave a stable country.
What, in your opinion, constitutes "sort of win but at a very high cost"? Do you think, given what's going on right now, that that's even remotely possible?
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#17 2006-10-19 8:06 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
isaly wrote:
farmerkev wrote:
The options are lose/leave now and stay/sort of win but at a very very high cost, leave a stable country.
What, in your opinion, constitutes "sort of win but at a very high cost"? Do you think, given what's going on right now, that that's even remotely possible?
Leaving a stable country behind with a govt based on a modern constitution.
It's possible but not quick or cheap.
No war or conflict lasts forever.
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#18 2006-10-19 9:35 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
[snip]
No war or conflict lasts forever.
I think there are some people around Jerusalem who might disagree.
I do agree with your other points (and I'm only half-joking with the above). The Bush Administration has tried to win this war on the cheap in terms of blood and political capital, and the US will be spending much more in those AND money as a consequence. "We're at war!" we constantly hear from Bush--well, how about a draft and other material sacrifice (taxes?) to support that war?
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#19 2006-10-19 10:11 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
W. has agreed with Tom Friedman (he of 'the next six months are crucial for Iraq' fame) - that Iraq is VietnamII. Sheesh, ya think. He's saying we're looking the same as Tet offensive (but he place it close to election. IIRC, Tet was Feb. 1968 - a full 8 months prior to election. Oh, and it allowed Gene McCarthry to 'beat' Johnson in NH primary, forcing LBJ out of reelection bid. For the record we're less then 1 month away from midterms, and GWB isnt' running.)
Therefore, a quote from a Senator from Vermont:
"The best policy is to declare victory and go home."
George Aiken
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Aiken
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We invaded with little planning, and a 'Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!' mentality. I don't see why exit can't have the same implementation.
There's an idea being floated about inviting Syria and Iran to help mediate the aftermath. I know it won't happen, but any number of third parties may be able to step into the vacuum. U.N., NATO, OPEC, I don't care. The sooner we end OUR end, the better for U.S. and the world.
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edit: Sadly, it would be more than 7 years before the 'last chopper' left Saigon.
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#20 2006-10-19 10:53 am
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Personally I don't think any solution is workable unless it relies on a political/diplomatic solution.
This war can't be won militarily. It's long past time to admit that. Start a dialogue between the Shiites and Sunnis, with the US perhaps serving as mediators. Throw the Kurds into the mix. Bring in neighboring countries if necessary, make it a big peace conference.
I'm afraid that's the only route left. Well, that and just bugging out and leaving Iraq to its fate, which would be incredibly dishonorable (though increasingly inevitable as a reaction to the bull-headed stay-the-course approach).
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#21 2006-10-19 11:38 am
- JakeTheTall
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
isaly wrote:
farmerkev wrote:
The options are lose/leave now and stay/sort of win but at a very very high cost, leave a stable country.
What, in your opinion, constitutes "sort of win but at a very high cost"? Do you think, given what's going on right now, that that's even remotely possible?
Leaving a stable country behind with a govt based on a modern constitution.
It's possible but not quick or cheap.
No war or conflict lasts forever.
"The U.S.-led crackdown on violence in Baghdad has not succeeded, Maj. Gen. William B. Caldwell IV said today in Baghdad."
I say its not possible for the US to stabilize Iraq. More boots are needed. Draft won't happen, the Coalition of the Willing doesn't have the will or the troops.
The numerous mistakes made by President Bush and his administration has created a situation that will not be fixed by America.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#22 2006-10-19 11:49 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
isaly wrote:
farmerkev wrote:
The options are lose/leave now and stay/sort of win but at a very very high cost, leave a stable country.
What, in your opinion, constitutes "sort of win but at a very high cost"? Do you think, given what's going on right now, that that's even remotely possible?
Leaving a stable country behind with a govt based on a modern constitution.
It's possible but not quick or cheap.
No war or conflict lasts forever.
How is it possible? Explain.
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#23 2006-10-19 11:50 am
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
I'd send Bill and Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Al Gore and Chuck Rangel to Iraq.
I'm sure it would be a paradise in short order.
Ah, so like Bush, you don't really have a plan, either?
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#24 2006-10-19 5:14 pm
- Farmerkev
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
isaly wrote:
What, in your opinion, constitutes "sort of win but at a very high cost"? Do you think, given what's going on right now, that that's even remotely possible?Leaving a stable country behind with a govt based on a modern constitution.
It's possible but not quick or cheap.
No war or conflict lasts forever.How is it possible? Explain.
You already did, it has to be a political solution.
Do your part to combat global warming.
Eat a cow.
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#25 2006-10-19 6:29 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: You're president. You want to win/leave Iraq. What do you do?
Farmerkev wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
Leaving a stable country behind with a govt based on a modern constitution.
It's possible but not quick or cheap.
No war or conflict lasts forever.How is it possible? Explain.
You already did, it has to be a political solution.
So .... you're saying I'm right? Sounds like you're saying I'm right.
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