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#27 2006-12-14 9:52 pm
Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Amazing! Glad you are all right!
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#28 2006-12-14 9:59 pm
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
First the spider bite, now this. You live under a cursed sign or something.
Although, as far as "topping" this for a holiday killer, well, it's a tough call, imho.
Glad you're okay, marsy.
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#29 2006-12-15 9:38 pm
- CrashingtehWarehouse
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Ok, first off, glad you're ok.
Secondly, if you're going to put those gross smurfin pics up, can you at least give a warning in the thread title?
Alright, now, who wants to be transistorized?
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#30 2006-12-16 12:35 am
- sturner
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Wait!!! Self-inflicted wound!!!! Courts-martial offense.
Oh, wait, self-punishment has already been inflicted, plus community humiliation.
You lucked out big time man.
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I'm not dead yet.
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#31 2006-12-16 6:02 am
- benightedbastard
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Mars_Attacks wrote:
At least I didn't get bit by a small dog or something of that nature.
Ooooo, the thought. :shudders:
Don't jam one into your holster and you'll be fine.
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#32 2006-12-16 7:27 am
- Sky Captain
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Here's what pisses me off.
He is brother in law called me, I just hopped in my plane and flew down.
Called my boss on the way and explained why I couldn't come in to work that week.
(I do all the scheduling and file flight plans on-line anyway, I worked from his hospital room)
I was the only member of my family to stay with him.
Even his wife didn't stay with him.
He was afraid they were going to take his leg below the knee.
I guess I was a great comfort. I wouldn't let them saw it off.
On a funny note, after he got coherent that Friday, he wanted me to swap places with him.(We're twins)
And bandage up MY right leg. So when the doctor came in to see him, I would be unwrtapping the bandage.
And tell the doctor "the little glowing men that float through the window at night healed it".
Or even better have someone over me shout "BE HEALED!" 
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My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air
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#33 2006-12-16 9:57 am
Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Sky Captain wrote:
Here's what pisses me off.
He is brother in law called me, I just hopped in my plane and flew down.
Called my boss on the way and explained why I couldn't come in to work that week.
(I do all the scheduling and file flight plans on-line anyway, I worked from his hospital room)
I was the only member of my family to stay with him.
Even his wife didn't stay with him.
He was afraid they were going to take his leg below the knee.
I guess I was a great comfort. I wouldn't let them saw it off.
On a funny note, after he got coherent that Friday, he wanted me to swap places with him.(We're twins)
And bandage up MY right leg. So when the doctor came in to see him, I would be unwrtapping the bandage.
And tell the doctor "the little glowing men that float through the window at night healed it".
Or even better have someone over me shout "BE HEALED!"
You shoulda switched places. 
What's up with the wife? Why didn't she stay with him?
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#34 2006-12-17 7:28 am
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
They fliter the words I want to use. 
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#35 2006-12-17 10:09 am
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Iirc, Marzy's posted about the Mrs before. We really don't want to go there. Word filters or not.
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#36 2006-12-17 11:19 am
- Sky Captain
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
She is my sister in law.
And we've butted heads before.
And some of her antics just plain piss me off.
But, I'll stay out their bidness.
Above the planet on a wing and a prayer,
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#37 2006-12-17 12:28 pm
- dv
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
Sky Captain wrote:
They fliter the words I want to use.
You can turn those filters off.
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#38 2006-12-17 12:57 pm
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Re: Top this for a holiday killer.
My boss' husband once shot himself in the foot with his rifle. I was asked to knock-up a certificate for "smurfhead of the Week".
Would you like a copy? 
Srsly though, glad you're OK.
tF
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