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#1 2007-06-03 3:07 am
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Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
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» Paul W.S. Anderson New Spy Hunter Movie Director
This Variety story reports that the long stalled movie version of Midway's driving action game series Spy Hunter is now back on track. Paul W.S. Anderson, who directed the first Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil movies (and wrote the second and upcoming third Resident Evil films) has now signed on as the director of Spy Hunter. He replaces John Woo who had been attached as director for some time. There's no word if Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will still play the main character in the movie; he has been linked to the Spy Hunter film for some time and even had his voice and likeness used in Midway's last Spy Hunter game. Anderson's next movie will be a remake of the classic 1970's action movie Death Race 2000; he's also been linked to direct a movie based on Konami's Castlevania series.
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http://www.firingsquad.com/news/newsart … chid=15775
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#2 2007-06-03 8:18 am
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And the best irony is that a good Spyhunter movie would be 100x easier to make then a good halo movie.
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#3 2007-06-03 8:52 am
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
ConnertheCat wrote:
And the best irony is that a good Spyhunter movie would be 100x easier to make then a good halo movie.
007?
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#4 2007-06-03 6:46 pm
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Exactly. There is little if any cannon to use for a Spyhunter movie. For Halo, you'd have to do a lot of things right or you'll really screw the pooch.
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#5 2007-06-03 7:29 pm
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Huh? There isn't much to Halo's plot. It's pretty standard B movie plot. Last hero against hordes of evil aliens and zombies "forced" to blow up lots of crap. I like Halo but it isn't like there is much to it.
I'd rather they just stop trying to make games into movies and movies into games. It just doesn't work.
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#6 2007-06-03 8:15 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
*Sees Paul Anderson's name*
*Begins to turn blue*
*Barfs all over the place*
*Murderous rage builds*
*Spawns villagers from RE4 then commands the Las Plagas infected to hack Paul Anderson apart*
How does that jack*** Anderson keep getting work. Hes the biggest pile of crap in hollywood. Every movie he touches turns to a pile of runny monkey feces!! Heck we'd be better off with a monkey than him directing anything else.
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#7 2007-06-03 10:48 pm
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NAG wrote:
Huh? There isn't much to Halo's plot. It's pretty standard B movie plot. Last hero against hordes of evil aliens and zombies "forced" to blow up lots of crap. I like Halo but it isn't like there is much to it.
I'd rather they just stop trying to make games into movies and movies into games. It just doesn't work.
When you compare Halo to SpyHunter, the former is like Shakespeare when it comes to the plot.
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#8 2007-06-03 10:49 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
dvpierce wrote:
ConnertheCat wrote:
And the best irony is that a good Spyhunter movie would be 100x easier to make then a good halo movie.
117?
fixed.
And didn't I hear the Prince of Persia movie has a good script?
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
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#9 2007-06-03 11:09 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
ConnertheCat wrote:
NAG wrote:
Huh? There isn't much to Halo's plot. It's pretty standard B movie plot. Last hero against hordes of evil aliens and zombies "forced" to blow up lots of crap. I like Halo but it isn't like there is much to it.
I'd rather they just stop trying to make games into movies and movies into games. It just doesn't work.When you compare Halo to SpyHunter, the former is like Shakespeare when it comes to the plot.
Yeah, Halo is definitely fleshed out more but a movie couldn't really touch most of that stuff. Thats the problem. Games -> movies tend to cut out most of the stuff that makes the game fun not to mention a movie isn't nearly as interactive and movie -> game is like walking through a movie with a bunch of pointless minigames (usually). The two just don't translate well at all.
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#10 2007-06-03 11:24 pm
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There's substantially more yet to Tolkien, but for many Jackson's LoTR trilogy was worth seeing anyway. Heck, Fellowship can stand on its own and be worthwhile even if the plug had been pulled on the other two, and Jackson's still on the Halo job.
One of Jackson's other major projects as a producer was a big-budget adaptation of sci-fi video game Halo to be directed by South African Neill Blomkamp.
However, plans for the film to be shot in Wellington were shelved last year.
Jackson said he expected renewed interest from Hollywood studios 20th Century Fox and Universal Pictures to have Halo made as the Halo 3 video game will be released later this year.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4071531a1870.html
Last from the analysts was a ballpark of $170 million in H3 sales for the first 5 days. Anyway it might well be enough to spike Hollywood's greed again.
(Now, if we can just get Bungie to publish the Halo Story Bible...
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#11 2007-06-04 1:02 am
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Well hopefully Universal picks up Halo. I've seen Fox ruin too many things. Although with Jackson on it, maybe he'll be able to keep control out of the Fox execs hands.
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#12 2007-06-04 2:01 am
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The problem is will they actually give him the resources he got for LotR? He'd basically need it to make a movie that isn't complete junk.
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#13 2007-06-04 2:51 am
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I want to see a Robert Rodriguez directed Max Payne flick. He'd be perfect.
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
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#14 2007-06-04 4:25 am
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
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The problem is will they actually give him the resources he got for LotR? He'd basically need it to make a movie that isn't complete junk.
That is the $64M question. This'd be the 3rd time, tho; and last time the studios were shown that Bungie, Jackson et al'd rather refuse and see the plug pulled rather than short the budget... WETA's already got a fair amount of pre-production work done; and with Halo's ever-increasing sales each game and Jackson's box office record, if H3 takes in $150M+ the first week, Halo Wars and Jackson's own Halo universe game on the way to keep the franchise in the public eye, they may not be able to say no.
They's too greedy. 
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#15 2007-06-04 5:24 am
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I definitely *don't* want a Halo movie. I'd rather get my fix from the game cutscenes, where Bungie has absolute control over the content, quality, and directing.
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#16 2007-06-04 12:06 pm
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I don't see why all the studios aren't jumping on Halo.
1. The IP is phenomenal, has a gigantic fan base that will support the movie and go see it even if they know it will be crap.
2. The people who would generally care about the quality would also see that Jackson is involved, see it as his seal of approval, and also see it.
3. It's a goddamm trilogy
4. ?????????
5. profit
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#17 2007-06-04 1:12 pm
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The funny part is they created this mess by requiring movies to be blockbusters on opening weekend while setting a precedent for all video game movies being complete crap that make money only because of their lowish budget (I find it unlikely that they could be classics for all time but they can at least be better than complete crap).
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#18 2007-06-05 8:29 am
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I just wanna know who's going to play Cortana and if she'll be wearing body paint.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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#19 2007-06-05 10:44 am
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Rebecca Romijn looks quite good in body paint. She gets my vote 
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#20 2007-06-05 3:17 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
NAG wrote:
The problem is will they actually give him the resources he got for LotR? He'd basically need it to make a movie that isn't complete junk.
Actually he wouldn't need it. LOTR needed more of a mix of real world shots and CG but Halo could be entirely done in CG like Sky Captain/etc.
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#21 2007-06-05 3:59 pm
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The sets have already been constructed for the game!
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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#22 2007-06-05 4:09 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
NightCougar_37 wrote:
NAG wrote:
The problem is will they actually give him the resources he got for LotR? He'd basically need it to make a movie that isn't complete junk.
Actually he wouldn't need it. LOTR needed more of a mix of real world shots and CG but Halo could be entirely done in CG like Sky Captain/etc.
Sky Captain wasn't entirely CG. It was a mix like LotR.
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#23 2007-06-05 4:32 pm
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Well yeah, they had real actors but it was pretty much all done on a sound stage with CG effects. I wouldn't consider it like LOTR. In LOTR they did much more filming on locations. The Minas Tirith set they built alone was pretty amazing seeing it built in that other country.
Sound stage movies is pretty much where the industry is going for the big epics. Lot easier and cheaper now to rely on CG effects to make it look real. Course knowing Paul Anderson, he'd take a Sky Captain/300 sound stage flick and turn it into a Starship Troopers 2 sound stage flick
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#24 2007-06-05 6:55 pm
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There were a few parts of LotR done on a sound stage though with CG like Sky Captain. Yeah the whole thing wasn't done like that but that was Sky Captain's gimmick.
Either way, it is going to cost them a lot or it will be Starship Troopers.
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#25 2007-06-05 10:19 pm
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Oh yeah, to do all the effects that Halo would be requiring. Its gonna take a ton of $$$. Think about all the CG work they'd have to do on the flood characters which is a major part of the plot. Covenants wouldn't be too bad to render, I think they'd probably enhance the details on them a lil more.
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