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#1 2007-08-27 5:32 pm
- bedstuy
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*BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
What a sad day for America!
Is it just me or is this becoming a monthly event for Republicans? What exactly IS going on?
btw: it's been long rumored that Senator Craig spent a lot of time in the men's room of Union Station in DC. An activist even posted something around the time of the Foley scandal about him, so you'd think Sen. Craig would have some slight self-discipline with his weewee for a little bit, wouldn't you?
source: WorldNetDaily no less
Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, was arrested at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport by a plainclothes police officer investigating lewd conduct complaints in a men's public restroom, according to an arrest report obtained by Roll Call.
The Capitol Hill publication said Craig was arrested just after noon June 11 and pleaded guilty Aug. 8 in the Hennepin County District Court to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
Craig, who is married, paid more than $500 in fines and fees and was given one year of probation with the court that began Aug. 8, Roll Call reported. A 10-day jail sentence was stayed.
Idaho's Larry Craig on the issues:
* Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
* Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
* Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
* Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
* Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)
Craig has a 0% rating in HRC's 2006 Congressional Scorecard.
EXTRA BONUS CREDIT: he's up for re-election too! TEE HEE
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#2 2007-08-27 5:42 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Another closetted anti gay crusader reveals himself, so to speak.
That's the stuff that makes politics worthwhile.
I just don't think I could see myself living in a house without mirrors.
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#3 2007-08-27 5:46 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#4 2007-08-27 5:58 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Bob Allen, Glenn Murphy, and now Larry Craig. Wow, it's been a hot month for GOP homophobes who secretly like to smurf men.
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#5 2007-08-27 6:00 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
ohh, and Larry Flint has yet to release his list of government adulterers. I imagine this is only going to get funnier.
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#6 2007-08-27 6:01 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
What ? No money for the ladies of DC Madam, Inc. ?
I'm sure this will play well in Idaho.
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#7 2007-08-27 6:03 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Tetrachloride wrote:
I'm sure this will play well in Idaho.
His own, private Idaho, perhaps?
I just don't think I could see myself living in a house without mirrors.
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#8 2007-08-27 6:10 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Ribtorus wrote:
Tetrachloride wrote:
I'm sure this will play well in Idaho.
His own, private Idaho, perhaps?
Awesome reference, my man!
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#9 2007-08-27 6:10 pm
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Hopefully he'll decide not to seek reelection...
I swear, the GOP has more closeted homos than the Mormon Church.
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
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#10 2007-08-27 6:11 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
So what's the deal with these guys, anyway? Are they self-hating gays, or just breathtakingly cynical?
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#11 2007-08-27 6:17 pm
- bedstuy
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Can we blame Nancy Pelosi for this?
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#12 2007-08-27 6:20 pm
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Sure. She's such a ball-buster, that she's driving these poor men into homosexuality because they can no longer have meaningful relations with the fairer sex.
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
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#13 2007-08-27 6:23 pm
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The Homosexual Agenda is diabolically successful.
I just don't think I could see myself living in a house without mirrors.
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#14 2007-08-27 6:31 pm
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Resistance is futile (or you just need a bit more lube).
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
- Oscar Wilde
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#15 2007-08-27 6:31 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Dammit, if even tough Republicans are falling prey to this horrible scheme, what chance do us sensitive liberals have???
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#16 2007-08-27 6:33 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time !
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#17 2007-08-27 6:35 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Kinda makes you wonder since so many of the congressional gays are against gay rights if they know something a straight guy like me that supports them doesn't.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#18 2007-08-27 6:39 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Dammit, if even tough Republicans are falling prey to this horrible scheme, what chance do us sensitive liberals have???
What? You aren't taking a break from your bisexual orgies in order to post things here? Get with the program, man!
BOYCOTT SONY
"In fact, the polygraph looks for spikes in blood pressure, heart rate, respiration and perspiration. In other words, you can’t tell a lie from the sex act."--Robert L. Park, What's New for January 15, 2010
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#19 2007-08-27 7:19 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
D'Eyncourt wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Dammit, if even tough Republicans are falling prey to this horrible scheme, what chance do us sensitive liberals have???
What? You aren't taking a break from your bisexual orgies in order to post things here? Get with the program, man!
Despite the best efforts of Bedstuy ,my caseworker, I still love the boob much more than I love the cock!
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#20 2007-08-27 7:21 pm
- bedstuy
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Hmmm... seems wikipedia had to lock their entry on Sen. Craig!
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#21 2007-08-27 7:22 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
Farmerkev wrote:
Kinda makes you wonder since so many of the congressional gays are against gay rights if they know something a straight guy like me that supports them doesn't.
Are you serious?
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#22 2007-08-27 7:24 pm
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bratboy wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
Kinda makes you wonder since so many of the congressional gays are against gay rights if they know something a straight guy like me that supports them doesn't.
Are you serious?
You have to admit it is a bit funny.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#24 2007-08-27 7:51 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
bratboy wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
Kinda makes you wonder since so many of the congressional gays are against gay rights if they know something a straight guy like me that supports them doesn't.
Are you serious?
Overall, or just the part about farmerkev supporting gay rights?
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#25 2007-08-27 7:57 pm
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Re: *BREAKING* Sen. Craig arrested in airport men's room
I am all with the laughing and all but these continuing incidents raises a question in my mind:
What is it with conservatives and the stupid sex scandals? Is there something about the right that attracts the incompetently horny or what?
But now the sun beats down on the asphalt land
Like a hammer invoked from God's left hand
What little still grows cringes in the shadows till the night fall...
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