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#2 2007-10-04 6:55 pm
Re: The paternity test came up negative...
Oh smurf, I wonder where their real kid is.
Reality tv show idea! "Baby Swap"
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#3 2007-10-04 8:00 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
It has happened a few times. Although it isn't supposed to happen anymore due to them tagging the babies.
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#4 2007-10-04 8:34 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
They outa just start branding them.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#5 2007-10-04 10:18 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
user wrote:
They outa just start branding them.
That could work. Or, better yet, let's tattoo a number on their arms!
Seriously, though, and easy way to handle this would be to leave the child in the same room as the mother and/or father. There's probably some baby-brain-imprinting that would go on and be good, too.
Also, those baby-farm rooms are creepy.
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#7 2007-10-05 3:39 am
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
NAG wrote:
It has happened a few times. Although it isn't supposed to happen anymore due to them tagging the babies.
"tagging the babies" gave me an odd image, but I lack the Photoshop skills to make it a reality: graffitied babies. 
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#8 2007-10-05 7:28 am
Re: The paternity test came up negative...
dvpierce wrote:
user wrote:
They outa just start branding them.
That could work. Or, better yet, let's tattoo a number on their arms!
Seriously, though, and easy way to handle this would be to leave the child in the same room as the mother and/or father. There's probably some baby-brain-imprinting that would go on and be good, too.
Also, those baby-farm rooms are creepy.
That's what happened when our baby was born. The baby didn't leave the room until she was tagged with a wrist band that matched her mom's. In fact, the baby didn't leave the room until it was time to leave the hospital!
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#9 2007-10-05 7:28 am
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That's Logan 6!
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#10 2007-10-05 8:07 am
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
jeff-o wrote:
dvpierce wrote:
user wrote:
They outa just start branding them.
That could work. Or, better yet, let's tattoo a number on their arms!
Seriously, though, and easy way to handle this would be to leave the child in the same room as the mother and/or father. There's probably some baby-brain-imprinting that would go on and be good, too.
Also, those baby-farm rooms are creepy.That's what happened when our baby was born. The baby didn't leave the room until she was tagged with a wrist band that matched her mom's. In fact, the baby didn't leave the room until it was time to leave the hospital!
Well, in Canada, they don't have to hold the baby hostage until the bill is paid.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#11 2007-10-05 8:20 am
Re: The paternity test came up negative...
user wrote:
jeff-o wrote:
dvpierce wrote:
That could work. Or, better yet, let's tattoo a number on their arms!
Seriously, though, and easy way to handle this would be to leave the child in the same room as the mother and/or father. There's probably some baby-brain-imprinting that would go on and be good, too.
Also, those baby-farm rooms are creepy.That's what happened when our baby was born. The baby didn't leave the room until she was tagged with a wrist band that matched her mom's. In fact, the baby didn't leave the room until it was time to leave the hospital!
Well, in Canada, they don't have to hold the baby hostage until the bill is paid.
That's true! Besides, if they'd tried that, my wife would have killed them all with karate.
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#12 2007-10-05 12:02 pm
Re: The paternity test came up negative...
dvpierce wrote:
user wrote:
They outa just start branding them.
That could work. Or, better yet, let's tattoo a number on their arms!
Why stop there? Microchip the little ones!
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#13 2007-10-05 12:06 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
666! Pick up sticks!
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#14 2007-10-05 2:01 pm
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#15 2007-10-05 2:17 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
The last time I visited a friend with a new baby in the hospital, they had placed some sort of tag on its umbilical cord nub thing that would set off an alarm and lock down the doors if it moved out of the baby area.
Also they probably put all the newborns in a room so that they can keep an eye on all of them and the mother can sleep.
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#16 2007-10-05 2:37 pm
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Re: The paternity test came up negative...
e just took a lot of pictures shortly after our kids were born. No "delivery pics" 
Anyway, we just kept referring back to the pics. "Is that one ours? .... Okay."
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#17 2007-10-05 3:10 pm
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bratboy wrote:
Also they probably put all the newborns in a room so that they can keep an eye on all of them and the mother can sleep.
Depends on the hospital. A couple of them here force the mom to take the baby right from the start. They only take the baby out of the moms room for weighing and check ups etc, especially if the mom is going to breast feed. The only babies that stay ina nursery are the ones with health issues.
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