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#26 2008-04-17 10:53 am
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Re: God doesn't tip

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#27 2008-04-17 11:01 am
- davic3
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Re: God doesn't tip
resedit wrote:
I suspect the people leaving tracts aren't doing it in place of a tip - they are just cheap people who happen to also be people who leave tracts everywhere.
Is that what those things are called, I always just called them threatening Christian comics. I have gotten so many of them over the years. They are usually good for a laugh then right into the trash. I don't know why christians feel the tremendous urge to recruit me. If they don't get the hint after a couple of polite no thank you' I resort to my standard answer of my spouse is sleeping with and can't get me to go what chance do you think you have.
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#28 2008-04-17 11:04 am
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Re: God doesn't tip
resedit wrote:
I suspect the people leaving tracts aren't doing it in place of a tip - they are just cheap people who happen to also be people who leave tracts everywhere.
Actually, back when I was in high school there was a tract that was often left that appeared to be cash from the outside. The inside said that the pamphlet was more important than money.
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#29 2008-04-17 11:09 am
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Re: God doesn't tip
Pithecanthropus wrote:
I thought the accepted level was 15% (I usually go 20% myself, the math is easier).
That's why you need a a Wizard
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#30 2008-04-17 11:13 am
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Re: God doesn't tip
resedit wrote:
Daddyo wrote:
Where's Bratboy?
He had to take a second job as a lawyer because deadbeats kept stiffing him his tips.

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#31 2008-04-17 11:16 am
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Re: God doesn't tip
bratboy wrote:
resedit wrote:
I suspect the people leaving tracts aren't doing it in place of a tip - they are just cheap people who happen to also be people who leave tracts everywhere.
Actually, back when I was in high school there was a tract that was often left that appeared to be cash from the outside. The inside said that the pamphlet was more important than money.
That's just smurfing cruel!
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#32 2008-04-17 12:03 pm
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Ribtorus wrote:
spike wrote:
I have been cut by God. I was attempting to buy a book, was clearly at the register before anyone, and this guy in a clerical clothes comes up and blatantly cut me.
Should have told him to "get thee behind me!"
Or "thou shalt not budge!"
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#33 2008-04-17 12:18 pm
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OMG, Chick tracts are hilarious! There are parodies of course, but the originals are so bad, the parodies are almost unnecessary.
And for shame res, they're a great way to witness! They get read! Though I don't think Jack realizes how many people are laughing when they're done reading them...
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#34 2008-04-17 12:29 pm
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One of them scared the pee out of me when I was a kid.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#35 2008-04-17 12:36 pm
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robco wrote:
OMG, Chick tracts are hilarious! There are parodies of course, but the originals are so bad, the parodies are almost unnecessary.
It just floors me that people actually believe that crap.
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#36 2008-04-17 12:50 pm
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I have seen people in ______ group be jerks. All people in ______ group are jerks.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#37 2008-04-17 12:57 pm
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Tallgeese wrote:
I have seen people in ______ group be jerks. All people in ______ group are jerks.
Very astute observation, sir! You are a worthy addition to the association of masters of New Logic we have here.
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
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#38 2008-04-17 1:02 pm
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StaticAge wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
I have seen people in ______ group be jerks. All people in ______ group are jerks.
Very astute

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#39 2008-04-17 1:29 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
Heh.
Some gay pilots are jerks who steal bandwidth. All gay pilots are jerks.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#40 2008-04-17 1:55 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
333imacman wrote:
Proost wrote:
I never give tips
btw that was pretty funny.
Any reason why? A lot of waiters/waitresses, including my brother, make only several dollars per hour (my brother started at $2something). They make they're living through tips.
Ya and guess why they get paid only so little? Because everyone gives ''tips''.
If they wouldn't get tips, they (and your brother) would never work in that place for $2.
I think it's just a bit weird that this custum exist, sure we also give tips but mostly not and when we do just a a little like 2-5 euro's. But they get paid good over here so we think it's a bit silly giving tips.
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#41 2008-04-17 1:56 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
Proost wrote:
Ya and guess why they get paid only so little? Because everyone gives ''tips''.
If they wouldn't get tips, they (and your brother) would never work in that place for $2.
I think it's just a bit weird that this custum exist, sure we also give tips but mostly not and when we do just a a little like 2-5 euro's. But they get paid good over here so we think it's a bit silly giving tips.
You're not an American, and thus you lack a frame of reference in this discussion. Our culture is different than yours on this point.
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#42 2008-04-17 1:59 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
bratboy wrote:
Proost wrote:
Ya and guess why they get paid only so little? Because everyone gives ''tips''.
If they wouldn't get tips, they (and your brother) would never work in that place for $2.
I think it's just a bit weird that this custum exist, sure we also give tips but mostly not and when we do just a a little like 2-5 euro's. But they get paid good over here so we think it's a bit silly giving tips.You're not an American, and thus you lack a frame of reference in this discussion. Our culture is different than yours on this point.
Of course. Still IMO it looks silly looking from here/this culture.
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#43 2008-04-17 2:06 pm
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It is silly. Servers should simply be paid for their work like everyone else. Tipping is stupid. IIRC, the whole tip differential thing isn't allowed here. Servers have to get paid minimum like everyone else - which is much higher. Here in the city, they have to be given benefits too, or pay into a fund that will provide benefits. The restaurants are fighting it tooth and nail.
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#44 2008-04-17 2:20 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
Proost wrote:
Of course. Still IMO it looks silly looking from here/this culture.
Perhaps it is. It probably does result in better service, however (as food costs would go up significantly if the restaurant paid the servers at a rate near what they usually make).
Waiting tables is not easy work. I wouldn't even think about doing it if the pay was anywhere near the minimum wage.
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#45 2008-04-17 2:27 pm
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To Insure Prompt Service.
From my understanding it was invented by the English.
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#46 2008-04-17 2:32 pm
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robco wrote:
It is silly. Servers should simply be paid for their work like everyone else. Tipping is stupid. IIRC, the whole tip differential thing isn't allowed here. Servers have to get paid minimum like everyone else - which is much higher. Here in the city, they have to be given benefits too, or pay into a fund that will provide benefits. The restaurants are fighting it tooth and nail.
I agree that servers should get paid minimum like everyone else - and I believe that is CA law - but minimum is still below livable wage.
For your college student living off of mom and dad and loans, minimum wage may be enough, but for the vast majority of Californians, minimum wage is not a livable income - especially if you want to put any away for a rainy day and/or retirement.
If waiting tables was an entry level job - minimum wage might be appropriate, but the good waiters have been doing it for years and are extremely skilled at what they do.
I don't believe people should tip out of obligation to do so, but I do think people should tip out of gratuity for the service they receive. If you can afford a 20% tip then you should do so. If you are still low on the food chain and can only afford a 10% tip then that's what you can afford, and you shouldn't feel bad about it.
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Those who have been bit, and those who will be bit. - Al Wolf.
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#47 2008-04-17 2:55 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
If you can't "afford" to pay an adequate tip....why on earth would you be eating at such an expensive restaurant to begin with?
It doesn't make sense to assert that someone might find themselves in the position of being able to afford an expensive meal but not being able to afford to pay a small percentage of that price to the server.
If you insist upon dining at restaurants that you cannot truly "afford" to eat at, you should alert the server from the beginning that they will receive a maximum of 10%, no matter what.
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#48 2008-04-17 2:58 pm
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Re: God doesn't tip
If you can't "afford" to pay an adequate tip....why on earth would you be eating at such an expensive restaurant to begin with?
People are stingy. People suck.
If you insist upon dining at restaurants that you cannot truly "afford" to eat at, you should alert the server from the beginning that they will receive a maximum of 10%, no matter what.
Thats like asking for poor service.
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#49 2008-04-17 3:00 pm
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..and I think you mean "out of gratitude" (which doesn't imply charity, by the way).
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#50 2008-04-17 3:06 pm
- davic3
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Re: God doesn't tip
do we really have to go down this road again
http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/102601
and again
http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/99118
and again
http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/90966
BTW I work as a server in a restaurant and depend entirely on my tips for income.
I understand some people due to cultural or economic reasons tip poorly, IMO, or not at all that's the nature of the game but if we want to have the same debate for 10 or more pages fine by me 
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btw that was pretty funny.
