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#1 2008-07-08 3:29 pm
Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Spill.com "discovered" this rejected script for The Dark Knight, written by Michael Bay:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show? … t%3A355506
Hilarious!!!
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#2 2008-07-08 4:18 pm
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Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Nice
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#3 2008-07-08 4:26 pm
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I was sold on page 2, at "huge rack" but AC/DC's "Back in Black" on page 3 clinched the deal.
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#4 2008-07-08 4:27 pm
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I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis
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#5 2008-07-08 4:48 pm
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sturner wrote:
Nice
hugest
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#6 2008-07-08 9:58 pm
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Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Tallgeese wrote:
I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
Oh, but it is! She wears glasses, mega hot!
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#7 2008-07-08 11:34 pm
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sturner wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
Oh, but it is! She wears glasses, mega hot!
Depends on the glasses.
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#8 2008-07-09 8:58 am
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More amusing than the "script" are the comments from people on that site who thought it was real. Pure gold, and frightening at the same time...
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#9 2008-07-10 11:33 pm
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I could swear this movie's already been made....oh yeah, but with Ahnuld instead of The Joker.
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