Forums | MacLife
You are not logged in.
#1 2008-07-08 3:29 pm
Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Spill.com "discovered" this rejected script for The Dark Knight, written by Michael Bay:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show? … t%3A355506
Hilarious!!!
"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black
Offline
#2 2008-07-08 4:18 pm
- sturner
- Royal High Poobah
- Moderator
- From: Carrollton, TX USA
- Registered: 2000-01-31
- Posts: 13767
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Nice
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
Offline
#3 2008-07-08 4:26 pm
- test
- Member
- From: Collingwood, Ont., CANADA
- Registered: 2002-12-13
- Posts: 5300
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
I was sold on page 2, at "huge rack" but AC/DC's "Back in Black" on page 3 clinched the deal.
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
Offline
#4 2008-07-08 4:27 pm
- Tallgeese
- Sternly Advising
- From: Pool Party
- Registered: 2000-10-17
- Posts: 34003
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
Online
#5 2008-07-08 4:48 pm
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
sturner wrote:
Nice
hugest
Core Mini 1.66ghz 2048ram 320gb
DLSuperDrive Tiger uses for stupid intel stuff
12 Aluminum 1.5ghz 1280ram 250gb
SLSuperDrive Panther uses for Logic Express
Offline
#6 2008-07-08 9:58 pm
- sturner
- Royal High Poobah
- Moderator
- From: Carrollton, TX USA
- Registered: 2000-01-31
- Posts: 13767
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
Tallgeese wrote:
I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
Oh, but it is! She wears glasses, mega hot!
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
Offline
#7 2008-07-08 11:34 pm
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
sturner wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
I like how the hottest woman in the world is also the smartest woman in the world. That way it's not objectification or sexism.
Oh, but it is! She wears glasses, mega hot!
Depends on the glasses.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
-- Steve Taylor
Offline
#8 2008-07-09 8:58 am
Re: Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script
More amusing than the "script" are the comments from people on that site who thought it was real. Pure gold, and frightening at the same time...
"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black
Offline
