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#1 2008-08-23 2:51 am
- macnuke
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Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
Mo wrote:
PS, I understand how scissors can beat paper and I get how a rock can beat scissors. But there's no smurfing way that paper can beat a rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they're taking notes in class? I'll tell you why: Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that smurf up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh smurf, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, smurf."
17 year old daughters are such wonderful things at time.
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#2 2008-08-23 9:19 am
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
My friend The Brad is going to love that!
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#3 2008-08-23 9:30 am
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
and here I was expecting something existential...
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#4 2008-08-23 11:57 am
- davic3
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
reminds me of bud lite commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0B3maUK0E
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#5 2008-08-23 12:15 pm
- TheConfuzed1
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyCa-LHtIKE
The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping.
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#7 2008-08-25 8:09 pm
Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
Reminds me of being reminded of things.
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#8 2008-08-25 9:02 pm
- mrreet2001
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
LeeBarnes wrote:
Reminds me of Tremors 2
and that reminds me of tremors 3 
which makes me wonder wtf did they make a tremors 4 
Last edited by mrreet2001 (2008-08-26 6:59 am)
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#9 2008-08-25 10:13 pm
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
Reminds me of a meme being born. (maybe?) 
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#10 2008-08-25 10:40 pm
- Jdude
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
You killed it. Memes cannot be labeled or called until after they are established.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#11 2008-08-26 9:38 am
- sturner
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
ooooohhhhh shucks. Another one stillborn.
I'm not dead yet.
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#14 2008-08-27 8:52 am
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
:: tries to quickly throw a Spock, makes Scissors instead ::
:: fails ::
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#15 2008-08-27 9:35 am
- iSeamas
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
I'm having trouble figuring out how to display lizard.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#17 2008-08-27 10:54 am
- sturner
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors explained .....
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#18 2008-08-27 11:40 am
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