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#1 2008-08-12 3:36 am

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Chicken Little
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I survived Greyhound

With all the bloody bad press Greyhound got recently - thought I might post that I survived - without stabbing myself tonguetongue

Trip started on Tuesday the 5th - down to Bay Area. Originally I was scheduled to have a huge ass layover in Sacramento and then get into Oakland at 1:20 AM - and then it dawned on me - BART stops running at midnight, and that part of Oakland is no place to be hanging around waiting for BART to open up again (vicinity of 19th street station) - so I got a ride from Sacramento to my parents house.

By coincidence (and this really was not planned) - the San Jose Reptile Show was last weekend.
So on Saturday, my little brother and I took BART from Baypoint all the way to Fremont where we caught the 180 and then transferred to the 66 to get down to the Santa Clara Fairgrounds. About 3 hour trip one way.

I picked up a neat little Blizzard Cal King (double morph - kind of a paradox - amel hypermelanism - hypermelanism is what the trade calls the Cal King morph that lacks almost all white/cream/yellow patterning - I don't think it is truly over production of melanin, but they call it hypermelanistic. Amel is the gene that breaks production of Melanin (resulting in Pink Eyed Albinism)

Anyway - get both traits expressed in the same snake, and you get a snake without any pattern that is pinkish in color out of the egg, with the pink turning white as it grows. Hold it up to the light as a baby, and you can see some of the internal organs.

My little brother picked up a "reverse okeetee" (a selectively bred albino corn snake) and a tailed whip scorpion (not a true scorpion - looks almost like a cross between a scorpion and an orb spider). Whip scorpions lack venom glands, but they do have an acidic spray - and this little guy decided to demonstrate its spray all over my hand when I held it. Mild acidic, like vinegar. Not dangerous.

Anyway - I took the corn snake and the kingsnake home with me, on the Bus (I'm raising his corn snake until it is large enough to eat adult mice). Not suppose to do that - but ...

When I got to the Oakland Greyhound - they actually had a security guard checking peoples luggage. I've had my luggage checked leaving Sacramento for Oakland before, but never at the Oakland station. Fortunately, the security guard was lazy and didn't bother digging through my bag (like they do at Sac when leaving for Oakland). So no problems.

They never check at Sacramento headed north, that bus always has way way way too many passengers - so I got home OK with the snakes.

The bus from Sacramento to Redding was awful. It was hot and muggy and sweaty, the Bus Driver kept insisting the AC was on. About halfway to Redding, the Bus Driver says "oops, sorry people, I forgot to turn the AC fan on" rollroll

After that - it was cooler, but by then, the smell of sweat was enough to make a guy hall himself into the bathroom and stab himself to death ... fortunately, no one did.

And to top it off - the bus was filled to capacity, and the scary looking woman was sitting next to me - and kept falling asleep on my shoulder. She was scary looking. Did I mention she was scary looking?

If there had been any other empty seats on the Bus - I would have moved seats, even if the other seat was occupied by Charles Manson.

I don't think she intended any harm, but it's bad enough to have a stranger falling asleep on your shoulder. When it's a scary looking woman, it's really freaky.


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#2 2008-08-12 7:32 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

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#3 2008-08-12 7:36 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

1) Are you a terrorist? why are you posting where security is lax? wink

2) That snake sounds neat. Would you be able to take a picture of the guts with that method? If not, pix of the pink snake anyways (and a normal one so I can get an idea of what the patterns should be)

3) There is one on every bus. When I took the greyhound years ago, the person next to me was a guy who told bad jokes poorly and kept meth in a vial in his earlobe. On my second trip I was stuck next to the conspiracy lady who explained to me in great detail how it wasn't Oswald who shot Kennedy, but some other guy. This was post 9/11, and she was not a truther. I don't think the movement had started yet. She was otherwise intelligent so we were able to have a nice conversation.


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#4 2008-08-12 7:37 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Nefarious wrote:

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

The illusion of security.


The problem I have with discussing freedom is that people have been conditioned to expect "of me to tell you what to do" to follow it... inevitably they notice I don't ever get to that part, and they feel like I am trying to trick them.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!

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#5 2008-08-12 9:29 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Nefarious wrote:

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

Did you not hear about the recent, um, incident on a Greyhound bus up here in Canada?


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#6 2008-08-12 9:33 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

I find it ironic that the Greyhound bus service was started in Hibbing, MN, but these days you can't take a Greyhound to get there.


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#7 2008-08-12 10:23 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

jeff-o wrote:

Nefarious wrote:

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

Did you not hear about the recent, um, incident on a Greyhound bus up here in Canada?

incident = understatement of the century

(i know that was your intention tongue )


suck it, trebek.

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#8 2008-08-12 11:18 am

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Nefarious wrote:

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

I suspect the primary thing they are looking for is alcohol, with knives a close second.
A lot of delays on greyhound are the direct result of a belligerent drunk on the bus causing the bus to need to pull over and wait for police. Delays cost greyhound a lot of money. With delays, some passengers don't make transfers which makes the next bus that gets them where they are going overfull, it often results in refund requests, and a lot of packages sent greyhound express don't get to where they are going.

If they have to bring out another bus to deal with the problems caused by a delay (such as overfull bus on next transfer point) that is a huge expense as well.

Every time except for once that I've been on a bus that left on time and arrived late - it was caused by a single drunk individual. The one other time, it was caused by a fist fight - no knives involved fortunately.

Anyway, I suspect Alcohol is the main thing they are looking for.


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#9 2008-08-12 12:29 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Well, damn, they actually expect people to take a long bus ride sober?


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

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#10 2008-08-12 12:34 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

Well - there's a difference between a light buzz and downright drunk.
They don't let them on the bus downright drunk, so they stay sober enough to board and then get downright drunk while they are riding.


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#11 2008-08-12 2:54 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

nothing like straddling the dog.
heh. makes me wanna go buy a ticket next time I need to travel. lol


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#12 2008-08-12 3:03 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

LukeLucas wrote:

jeff-o wrote:

Nefarious wrote:

Why does Greyhound need a security guard to inspect luggage ?

Did you not hear about the recent, um, incident on a Greyhound bus up here in Canada?

incident = understatement of the century

(i know that was your intention tongue )

You mean the unpleasantness?


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#13 2008-08-29 3:11 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

You think that's bad? When I went to Prague with the BF earlier this year, our train there was practically vacant, it was the middle of winter and no heat on the train. Period. Do I need to mention eastern Europe is cold in the middle of winter when I went? The potty emptied straight onto the tracks. There was a segment of the rail that was missing so we had to get out and take a bus for a few miles.

The best part was the ride back though. Apparently people there are much more anxious to leave then they are to get there. They don't stop selling tickets when the train is full... they don't stop selling tickets when the train is a fire hazard. We had a 6 hour train ride that was so packed we didn't get a seat the whole ride back. In fact for a good portion of the ride it was standing room only. Honestly,  I felt like a refugee trying to flee the Soviet controlled Eastern Bloc. Best vacation evar! roll

Actually the rest of the trip was pretty nice, but I could have gone with out the train rides.

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#14 2008-09-09 8:55 pm

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Re: I survived Greyhound

I survived a twenty six hour Greyhound ride from Chicago to OKC.
Need I say more?
Altho the cute hippie chick who shared a joint with me at 3am at a StopnGo rest break did cheer things up for awhile. smile


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