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#1 2008-10-03 10:57 pm
New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=37934 … ltl=Tiobdl
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#2 2008-10-03 11:01 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
I see a gag coming...
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#4 2008-10-03 11:08 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
My first executive order will be to round up all right-wingers and lock them up in concentration ca ...er ... happy camps. Yeah, that's right, happy camps.
Oh, and universal health care for all!
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#7 2008-10-03 11:12 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
You betcha.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#8 2008-10-03 11:15 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
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#9 2008-10-04 2:51 am
Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
My first executive order will be to round up all right-wingers and lock them up in concentration ca ...er ... happy camps. Yeah, that's right, happy camps.
Oh, and universal health care for all!
Do we get to sing kumbayah and laugh about cheesy chokes involving Knee High Miah, Joshua the Son of None, and the baseball game where God created the Heavens and the Earth?
Sounds like fun - but if Bible Trivial Pursuit is there, the game has an error that MUST be corrected.
It asks if Moses ever set foot in the promised land and the official answer is no, but he did - at the transfiguration. So that question needs to be removed, it causes arguments, and arguments lead to disdain, and disdain leads to new denominations and holy wars and inquisitions and stuff.
Where do I sign up for the happy camp?
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
-- Steve Taylor
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#10 2008-10-04 12:15 pm
Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
When did she have a stroke!?!
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#11 2008-10-05 10:14 am
- Duke Stratosphere
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
resedit wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
My first executive order will be to round up all right-wingers and lock them up in concentration ca ...er ... happy camps. Yeah, that's right, happy camps.
Oh, and universal health care for all!Do we get to sing kumbayah and laugh about cheesy chokes involving Knee High Miah, Joshua the Son of None, and the baseball game where God created the Heavens and the Earth?
Sounds like fun - but if Bible Trivial Pursuit is there, the game has an error that MUST be corrected.
It asks if Moses ever set foot in the promised land and the official answer is no, but he did - at the transfiguration. So that question needs to be removed, it causes arguments, and arguments lead to disdain, and disdain leads to new denominations and holy wars and inquisitions and stuff.
Where do I sign up for the happy camp?
But Moses was at the Transfiguration in spirit form, and therefore had at best a simulation of feet made of ectoplasm, so didn't set foot in the Promised Land after all. 
"Make the most of the hemp seed. Sow it everywhere." --George Washington (No party)
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#12 2008-10-06 1:27 pm
- test
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Holy crap, that chick looks crazy, like some kind of drag queen George Costanza impersonator or something.
Freaky bad freaky.
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
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#13 2008-10-06 1:38 pm
- Freakout Jackson
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
THis guy's running too.
"Perhaps if there were more Americans who had the courage to stand up to idiocy maybe we wouldn't have such an awful country." ~ VegasACF
I couldn't deal with a clone of myself. I would probably kill him inside a week, and tell the police it was justifiable homisuicide, and tell them to sit around and hang out with me for a week to show them why. ~ Dan
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#14 2008-10-06 10:44 pm
- sturner
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Re: New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!
Did God make Shnicky a natural born 'Merican?
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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