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#1 2008-10-29 10:46 am
- Pithecanthropus
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A-hole Driver
Last night when my girlfriend was driving home she got behind a guy at an intersection, he was in the right lane, but signaling for a left turn, she was signaling for a left turn. When the light turned green he put his car in reverse and backed into her, it was only a few feet and there was no damage, but the dude had the audacity to get out of his car, come back to her and bitch at her for being too close behind him.
She said something along the lines of, "Gee, if I would have known you were going to back up I wouldn't have. Are you trying to park, because I'll back up a ways if you want to." He got back into his car and left.
What a dick.
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#2 2008-10-29 11:03 am
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Re: A-hole Driver
The only activity that truly grates me is when people on a highway on-ramp go from a complete stop to entering the highway at 15 MPH after waiting to the last second between the car ahead of mine and me. Then it takes ten seconds for them to get up to highway speed and I'm locked in the lane due to normal flow in the next lane over.
That's either poor timing or idiocy; I give them the benefit of the doubt that they thought their 4-banger would be up to the task of merging from a full stop.
In your girlfriend's case, it sounds like she was dealing with a definite retard.
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#3 2008-10-29 11:58 am
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If I am behind some one driving very slow on an on ramp ... I will stop towards the top of the ramp and wait for them to clear (assuming no-one is behind me, if there is I will go)... otherwise it makes a dangerous situation.
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#4 2008-10-29 1:57 pm
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Re: A-hole Driver
Peopl in St. Cloud are all methheads anyway. 
(Glad your GF is ok. Bad drivers - and he sounded like a real gem - suck.)
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#5 2008-10-29 2:04 pm
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Re: A-hole Driver
dvpierce wrote:
Peopl in St. Cloud are all methheads anyway.
(Glad your GF is ok. Bad drivers - and he sounded like a real gem - suck.)
A. Not everybody in St. Cloud is a meth head.
B. She was driving and lives in MPLS.
So there.
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#6 2008-10-29 5:30 pm
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Re: A-hole Driver
mrreet2001 wrote:
If I am behind some one driving very slow on an on ramp ... I will stop towards the top of the ramp and wait for them to clear (assuming no-one is behind me, if there is I will go)... otherwise it makes a dangerous situation.
This. If I'm on an on ramp, especially if it has a curve, and the person infront of me is at the APEX and is only going 40 km/h, I'll drop down to second and roll while distance builds and the other person barely merges.
The other cars behind me may be annoyed for a short while, but they thank me when some distance opens up and I'm able to rapidly get up to a proper merging speed instead of plodding along at 50 while other cars are going 100.
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#7 2008-10-29 7:02 pm
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Pithecanthropus wrote:
Last night when my girlfriend was driving home she got behind a guy at an intersection, he was in the right lane, but signaling for a left turn, she was signaling for a left turn. When the light turned green he put his car in reverse and backed into her, it was only a few feet and there was no damage, but the dude had the audacity to get out of his car, come back to her and bitch at her for being too close behind him.
She said something along the lines of, "Gee, if I would have known you were going to back up I wouldn't have. Are you trying to park, because I'll back up a ways if you want to." He got back into his car and left.
What a dick.
I wonder if he would have done that if it were a dude. There are a lot of smurfs out there who like to intimidate women.
I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in saying that if it were me, there would have been a fight.
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#8 2008-10-30 10:08 am
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Re: A-hole Driver
Gurlugon wrote:
The only activity that truly grates me is when people on a highway on-ramp go from a complete stop to entering the highway at 15 MPH after waiting to the last second between the car ahead of mine and me. Then it takes ten seconds for them to get up to highway speed and I'm locked in the lane due to normal flow in the next lane over.
That's either poor timing or idiocy; I give them the benefit of the doubt that they thought their 4-banger would be up to the task of merging from a full stop.
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Then there is the other onramp idiot.
A person on a 3 lane highway that decides to pass on the rightmost lane- when there is an on-ramp and someone trying to get on (and doing so at a completely resonable speed).
I think I have seen that scenario about 4 times this past month. Most recently the idiot changed INTO the right lane less than 100 feet before the on-ramp merge -the poor soul who was trying to enter the highway had to slam on his breaks or get rear-ended/side-swiped by the a-hole.
I also cannot stand when I am trying to get onto the highway, and the highway is mostly clear, with the exception of some fool -who sees me on the ramp-- who decides not to change lanes and allow me onto the road. (so either I have to reduce speed and wait for him to pass, or floor it and hope for the best.
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#9 2008-10-30 10:34 am
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Re: A-hole Driver
iSeamas wrote:
I also cannot stand when I am trying to get onto the highway, and the highway is mostly clear, with the exception of some fool -who sees me on the ramp-- who decides not to change lanes and allow me onto the road. (so either I have to reduce speed and wait for him to pass, or floor it and hope for the best.
1) Maybe he doesn't see you. Maybe he hasn't checked the lane beside him lately and feels it is safer to stay in his lane than to make a quick change.
2) It's the responsibility of the merging driver to match the speed of the highway traffic. Changing lanes to make it easier for a merging vehicle is a courtesy, not a requirement. You should never expect it.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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#10 2008-10-30 2:49 pm
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Re: A-hole Driver
user wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
I also cannot stand when I am trying to get onto the highway, and the highway is mostly clear, with the exception of some fool -who sees me on the ramp-- who decides not to change lanes and allow me onto the road. (so either I have to reduce speed and wait for him to pass, or floor it and hope for the best.
1) Maybe he doesn't see you. Maybe he hasn't checked the lane beside him lately and feels it is safer to stay in his lane than to make a quick change.
The particular on ramp in question, there is no way a driver cannot see a car getting on the ramp -unless they are blind.
user wrote:
2) It's the responsibility of the merging driver to match the speed of the highway traffic. Changing lanes to make it easier for a merging vehicle is a courtesy, not a requirement. You should never expect it.
I understand that compeletely, the scenario in question, the road is rather clear, and the driver on the parkway has the option of clearing the right lane for oncoming traffic, and have plenty of time to check the left lane.
There is also a good incline at and after the on-ramp, so you really have to nail it if you want to get on.
I understand there is no legal obligation, and I am talking about common courtesy.
I'm just surprised at how clueles some people are.
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#11 2008-10-30 4:52 pm
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Indeed.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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#12 2008-10-30 5:08 pm
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There are fuzzy situations here. I'm living in Huntsville, AL, and it is clear that whoever laid out some of these intersections was a flaming retard in love with merge lanes - even when it would have been easier, and safer, to have gone with ordinary on/off ramps.
My personal favorites are the mix-master just north of the Redstone Arsenal, and dumb-ass merge lane near the end of Bradford Drive.
The first intersection requires Redstone traffic to interleave with all the people trying to get on i565 from Research Park. There is, maybe, 20-30 yards of actual intersection, so it gets a bit dicey if someone is feeling like an smurf. This worked so well that they repeated it on the Memorial Pwky/i565 interchange - though that one's not so bad because the traffic isn't as heavy.
The second intersection combines an on-ramp with a turn lane. This means that people trying to get onto Bradford get to merge with all the people wanting to turn right onto Discovery. To make things even better, the intersection is wrapped around a curve on a hill - so you can't see people trying to merge right until you are practically on top of them. I've had at least three near misses in two years.
Long story short, sometimes bad intersection design can make an ordinary driver seem like an smurf driver.
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#13 2008-10-30 5:16 pm
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i got hit the other day by a giant D-bag. I was at a four-way stop sign, and wanted to turn right. So I pulled up to the stop line in the right-hand part of the lane (no separate painted turn lane, but I still pulled over toward the right), and put my signal on. The car behind me pulled up to my left side, so I assumed he was going straight or left. Since he was right next to me, I couldn't see if he had a turn signal on or not.
A pedestrian was crossing the road from the left side to the right side, meaning he finished getting out of the way of the car to my left before he was out of my way. I waited for him to clear the crosswalk, and then started to move forward and begin my right turn.
The A-hole next to me was already moving forward, but he suddenly cut right and did a right turn in front of me, scraping the front-right corner of my beloved Joey JoJo Junior Subaru. Careened up the street, almost hit an old man getting out of a taxi (taxi double-parked on the right), swerved into the left lane, almost crashed with an oncoming car, and then swerved back into the right lane (which had a big stack of cars waiting to go through a stoplight) just in time for the stoplight to turn green and all those cars to go. So he was back in line and moving with those cars, and I couldn't get a license plate number.
smurfer. No real damage to Joey JoJo, just a scrape and some paint and a little ding, but you just DON'T make wild right turns in front of other cars like that. His tires actually squealed as he did it.
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#14 2008-10-30 6:54 pm
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Maybe the cops have a photo of the event at that intersection or a nearby intersection.
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#15 2008-10-30 10:38 pm
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: A-hole Driver
Nefarious wrote:
Maybe the cops have a photo of the event at that intersection or a nearby intersection.
It wouldn't be worth the effort.
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#16 2008-10-31 11:35 pm
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Susie, I just wanted to let you know how awesome your car's name is.
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#17 2008-11-03 11:34 pm
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I used to have a Subaru that I named Ruby Sue. But I bet I wasn't the only one.
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