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#26 2008-11-26 11:12 am
- jerwin
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
You need to go to a nice liberal presbyterian church.
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#27 2008-11-26 11:15 am
- Tallgeese
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
The Evangelicals, who are pretty much the only Dispensationalist Christians, are a majority in the American South but practically nonexistent everywhere else in the world.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#28 2008-11-26 11:32 am
- JakeTheTall
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
:: hands out Kool Aid ::
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#29 2008-11-26 11:37 am
- Hank Rearden
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
I used to hear this stuff a lot in my circles as well. Now I just tell people that I'm an partial-preterist amillenialist arminian, and in the time that it takes them to process the words, I make my escape.
The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual. -John Muir-
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#30 2008-11-26 12:50 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
Moravians generally don't teach that stuff.
I'll admit, though, that they are a pretty small sect that many people have never heard of.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#31 2008-11-26 1:29 pm
- zeitgeist
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
JakeTheTall wrote:
:: hands out Kool Aid ::
My friend, the blind belief and joy at the end of their own lives that people like this are showing is the barest whisper away from the kind shown by the people whose deaths spawned that phrase on the first place.
"We regard as false the choice between our safety and our ideals."
- President Barack Obama, Inaugural Address
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#32 2008-11-26 2:30 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
I don't think the flying spaghetti monster will be conducting a rapture.
But hey: Piracy is up like mad, and global warming is down.
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#33 2009-01-25 1:27 pm
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#34 2009-01-25 3:58 pm
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Hello and welcome to the thread.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#35 2009-01-25 4:04 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
Zombie thread. Groovy.
Admins! I've been waiting for you!
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#36 2009-01-25 5:23 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
:: yawns ::
Note: please delete this post.
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#37 2009-01-25 7:40 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
Arc wrote:
http://www.amandastevens.com/uploaded_i … 710635.jpg
Zombie thread. Groovy.
It pays to shop smart...
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#38 2009-01-25 8:11 pm
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The posts to this being zombie borderline are far more interesting than the original topic IMO.
Since the is 1 day outside my headshot policy, I'll let kev or sturner decide how to handle it
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#39 2009-01-25 9:29 pm
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Re: Cancel My Life Insurance, I Expect The Rapture
- A topic should be considered dead if there has been no posting in it for two months or more.
I didn't make the rules but I suppose I can bend them in this case since the replies have added nothing to discussion of the topic.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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