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#276 2008-11-27 7:22 pm
- NightCougar_37
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
MacZiMiZer wrote:
Nothing can turn out as bad as Max Payne
Ya so I was in Wal-Mart and I saw a new DVD on the shelf called "Zombie Strippers" 
...ya i'm not crazy enough to take that plunge 
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#277 2008-11-27 9:42 pm
- Booksley
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
NightCougar_37 wrote:
MacZiMiZer wrote:
Nothing can turn out as bad as Max Payne
Ya so I was in Wal-Mart and I saw a new DVD on the shelf called "Zombie Strippers"
What's wrong with you man? Whatever happened to doing the right thing!... for science.
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#278 2008-11-28 3:45 am
Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
NightCougar_37 wrote:
MacZiMiZer wrote:
Nothing can turn out as bad as Max Payne
Ya so I was in Wal-Mart and I saw a new DVD on the shelf called "Zombie Strippers"
Good God, you ARE crazy!
Could this be the companion piece to Vampire Hookers?
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#279 2008-11-28 5:37 am
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
Judge for yourself.
NC couldn't quite overcome mom's injunction against anything involving girls like Jenna Jameson.
You march right back to that store, young man, and do your research.
(He'll be in his bunk 'til Monday. )
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#280 2008-11-28 6:39 am
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
Trailer page. Apple haz the G-rated trailer; there's another that's... not so G.
It's up for a Golden Trailer award, for Trashiest Trailer no less. What's not to like?
Happy Black Friday, all. 
(P.S. There are new trailers for Star Trek and AstroBoy).
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#281 2008-11-28 6:46 am
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
Apple's trailer page- moved.
Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets the virus, she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring ROXY SAINT (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion TITO ORTIZ, ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!
Uncredited cameo by Strong Bad? 
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#282 2008-11-28 8:15 am
- MacZiMiZer
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
So someone wrote a porn, and couldn't even convince a porn producer to produce it?
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#283 2008-11-28 3:20 pm
- NightCougar_37
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
I feel queasy just reading the description of that movie...it sounds B'er than B!!! 
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#284 2008-11-28 4:50 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
NightCougar_37 wrote:
I feel queasy just reading the description of that movie...it sounds B'er than B!!!
The trailer's at Apple... how bad can it B? (..
)
MacZiMiZer wrote:
So someone wrote a porn, and couldn't even convince a porn producer to produce it?
They don't sell real porn at Wal-Mart. Even the R-rated trailer looks pretty tame.
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#285 2009-01-26 9:36 pm
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
Uwe Boll given lifetime dishonor by Razzies. Time to bust out the boxing gloves again…
Ooh, a Lifetimer. Thanks Blues (and the Razzies).
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#286 2009-01-27 1:54 am
- NightCougar_37
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
Ya know, I bet in some way Boll thinks this is indeed a great honor and will only be enflamed by this to bring us more cream of the crap 
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#287 2009-01-27 2:34 am
- Bat
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Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies
They say he actually played along. 
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