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#1 2009-02-28 7:21 pm
The first rule about cat fight club ...
This may be the funniest feline observation I've ever made.
Two cats across the street, one regular - one I've never seen before, are going at it - growling, swatting each other, etc.
Then one of them squats to take a dump. The other lets its hair relax, sits, and waits for it to take care of business, cover its crap, but once it is done - back to raised hair and arched backs.
Guess they made potty arrangements before they decided to get into it with each other.
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#2 2009-02-28 7:25 pm
Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
Heh
At my other place, one of the neighbors had a really old frail looking cat. It moved soooooooooo slowly. One day it was sleeping in the gutter and this other cat came up and started growling at it. This went on for about 10 or 15 minutes until cat #2 realized this cat wasn't going to get up and fight, and it just went away.
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#3 2009-03-01 7:23 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
I guess we can point to both incidents and say that cats do indeed have civilization.
I'm not dead yet.
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#4 2009-03-01 7:46 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
:: flushes toilet ::
What?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#5 2009-03-01 7:58 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#6 2009-03-01 11:06 pm
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I really want to train my cat to do that but let me be the first to say:
EW
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#7 2009-03-02 5:54 am
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Tallgeese wrote:
oh that's lovely.
Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here.
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#8 2009-03-02 7:15 am
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uncivilized and uncouth individuals!
I'm not dead yet.
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#9 2009-03-02 9:11 am
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
sturner wrote:
I guess we can point to both incidents and say that cats do indeed have civilization.
However, we're far above them. 
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#10 2009-03-02 3:54 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
When my former cat was around 16 she was sitting at the edge of the porch with great cat majesty. A kitten, looked to be around 8 weeks, quickly made its way to my cat, sniffed and then began a long drawn out process of hissing and snarling that lasted not less than five minutes. My cat barely moved. Actually, she peered straight ahead, fully ignoring the kitten.
The kitten lost interest and moved on. I wish I would've recorded it.
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#11 2009-03-02 6:14 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
Who took a picture of a pussy mid dook? That's just wrong.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#12 2009-03-02 10:37 pm
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
Bat wrote:
sturner wrote:
I guess we can point to both incidents and say that cats do indeed have civilization.
However, we're far above them.
Not that far. WE think this is the epitome of cool.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#13 2009-03-03 12:36 am
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Re: The first rule about cat fight club ...
sturner wrote:
Bat wrote:
sturner wrote:
I guess we can point to both incidents and say that cats do indeed have civilization.
However, we're far above them.
Not that far. WE think this is the epitome of cool.
Then I must have my [s]Grunty[/s] RoosterTeeth minions turn up teh volume.
Likely some think this is coolness [s]atomized[/s] epitomized... 
, but we'd best get back on topic with pets (watch to end).
And sturner, as a tech writer you def must haz this. 
There, I have taunted you a second time.
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