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I'm pretty sure it's okay in some southern states, but only if you're already related somehow.

Together they add up.....






....to one attractive 285 year old.

sturner wrote:

Don't let age bother you. older is better, most often.

Indeed my girlfriend is like 2 years and 3 months older than I and its pretty awesome.

gd wrote:

she shouldn't get mad each time I pull out my Ipod.

Sounds like a real bitch you're some reason in for. You'll get an early education, which will be hard at first but will save you some pain in the future. Some girls being all about themselves. If you are smart you will learn quickly to avoid these types.

Good luck with that. By the time you hit the bars you'll know what's up/

wellfleation wrote:

gd wrote:

she shouldn't get mad each time I pull out my Ipod.

Sounds like a real bitch you're some reason in for. You'll get an early education, which will be hard at first but will save you some pain in the future. Some girls being all about themselves. If you are smart you will learn quickly to avoid these types.

Good luck with that. By the time you hit the bars you'll know what's up/

Actually thats about the only thing that is annoying about her. She is actually a down the earth gal. She's an A student (confirmed that when I saw her report card), she is very humble among other things that I won't write about since it would be a long list. Point is, she is not a bitch. I asked her yesterday why she hates Apple. She replied: " I was once hacked by someone using a Mac. The hacker erased my hard drive and I had to redo my book report". Sounds like a scene from a movie I saw. What I forgot to ask her was: How did she know the hacker was using a Mac? That makes her reply seem like a lie to me.

Assuming the story is true... She doesn't like macs because someone hacked her computer with one ... What a smurfing idiot.

Agreed.

Because your language filter is on. If it weren't you would see the real word, which is an obscenity. It's so much nicer to see smurfing rather than the real word.

Tell her she's a lying bitch and you're over her.

She'll ask what you mean by "over".

Just say "It's too late honey. You had your chance."

Then walk out. Don't look back though as that would give it away.

From then on, shun her like Dwight shunned Andy. Pretend she doesn't exist.

Eventually she won't be able to take it anymore and will throw her Zune out the window, run into your arms and say "Help me change my ways, gd! Help me change!!"

And you'll live happily ever after.

God Damned.... what?