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#1 2009-04-22 12:04 pm
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Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
WASHINGTON - David Kellermann, the acting chief financial officer of money-losing mortgage giant Freddie Mac was found dead at his home Wednesday morning in what police said was an apparent suicide.
The Fairfax County police responded to a 911-call at 4:48 a.m. at the suburban Virginia home Kellermann shared with his wife. The police would release the cause of death or say if a suicide note was found.
Kellermann, 41, lived in Hunter Mill Estates, a well-off neighborhood of large single-family homes with manicured lawns. County records show Kellermann’s home is worth about $900,000.
Paul Unger, who lives across the street from the Kellermanns, called the family a “solid, salt-of-the-earth kind of family” that hosted the neighborhood’s Halloween party. “He was just a nice guy ... You cannot imagine what kind of pressures he must have been under,” Unger said.
Kellermann worked for Freddie Mac for the past 16 years and was named acting chief financial officer last September when the government seized control of the company to keep it from failing. Freddie Mac lost more than $50 billion last year, and the government has pumped in $45 billion to keep the company afloat.
The Securities and Exchange Commission and the Justice Department have recently been questioning Freddie Mac officials about possible accounting violations and other matters in recent months, according to news reports.
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#2 2009-04-22 12:19 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Huh.
I'm thinking... 2 weeks before we find out what he knew.
He must have been looking at prison: seems obvious by now that career financiers don't commit suicide out of shame.
Poor kids.
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#3 2009-04-22 12:33 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
You hang yourself to send a message.
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#4 2009-04-22 12:44 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
wellfleation wrote:
You hang yourself to send a message.
When you're the head of a huge and well known corporation, your resignation, press conference, and book deal send an ample message.
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#5 2009-04-22 1:28 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
One down, lots to go. There are plenty more financial execs who should be feeling acute shame with only one way out.
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#6 2009-04-22 1:28 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
dv wrote:
wellfleation wrote:
You hang yourself to send a message.
When you're the head of a huge and well known corporation, your resignation, press conference, and book deal send an ample message.
No kidding. My message would be "I'm spending my retirement in a Caribbean tax shelter sipping piña coladas and smoking Cubans. F all you guys."
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#7 2009-04-22 1:31 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Shame, a possible depressive streak and a desire to spare one's family something possibly worse than one's own passing... sounds atypical for Wall street. Sad, but points to him.
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#8 2009-04-22 2:00 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Message conveyed: "I'm a piece a smurf"
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#9 2009-04-22 5:20 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
I hope this represents a trend soon to sweep the financial sector.
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#10 2009-04-22 5:26 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
This thread has a lot of ugly, dehumanizing thoughts in it.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#11 2009-04-22 5:33 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
JakeTheTall wrote:
This thread has a lot of ugly, dehumanizing thoughts in it.
Yes it does but it's quite illuminating.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#12 2009-04-22 7:05 pm
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Illuminati
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#13 2009-04-22 8:50 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Pariah wrote:
I hope this represents a trend soon to sweep the financial sector.
Hooray!
If that sounds morbid, tough smurf.
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#14 2009-04-22 11:39 pm
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
JakeTheTall wrote:
This thread has a lot of ugly, dehumanizing thoughts in it.
Better?
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#15 2009-04-23 1:35 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Crocodile tears don't count.
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#16 2009-04-23 5:06 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
He probably saved the taxpayers tons of litigation costs, they should make suicide techniques mandatory teaching in business school. 
On a serious note; it is a shame that his family will have to go through this kind of experience.
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#17 2009-04-23 5:58 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Farmerkev wrote:
JakeTheTall wrote:
This thread has a lot of ugly, dehumanizing thoughts in it.
Yes it does but it's quite illuminating.
Cry me a smurfing river. You yourself have written some pretty harsh screeds right in this forum about people who suicide.
You just need to sell that high horse of yours.
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#18 2009-04-23 6:53 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
Pariah wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
JakeTheTall wrote:
This thread has a lot of ugly, dehumanizing thoughts in it.
Yes it does but it's quite illuminating.
Cry me a smurfing river. You yourself have written some pretty harsh screeds right in this forum about people who suicide.
You just need to sell that high horse of yours.
Closest I can find was a comment to soulcrusher.
If you have something else in mind, link please.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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#19 2009-04-23 8:04 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
+honor for seppuku
next?
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#20 2009-04-23 8:29 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
What did this particular guy do that was so horrible?
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#21 2009-04-23 8:39 am
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Re: Freddie Mac acting CFO commits suicide
bratboy wrote:
What did this particular guy do that was so horrible?
He has the appearance of a suitable scapegoat.
Shame if he turns out to be just a businessman with a conscience.
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